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Joined August 2012
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Good lord ⁦@jimmykimmel⁩, DAMON IS STALKING ME, imagine a day where your forced to watch The Great Wall AND We Bought a Zoo
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AmateurHr🍀 retweeted
Replying to @VerizonNews
Half the damn country is without service and Verizon’s talking about “some customers” like this is a light drizzle, not a nationwide outage. If my phone can’t make a call, send a text, or load a map, then my bill better not be loading either. Issue refunds. Automatically.
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Seriously @VerizonSupport @Verizon WTAF fix ur network and NO timeframe or statement from the company??? Get it together #verizon #national #outage
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Hey @stevietpfl ABSOLUTELY 100% would sign up today to supportnthe MG pod -- morning grind is an anchor of my day for mlb dfs!! Love listening in the morning as first look pal. Fan since '16 buddy!! Setup a membership, Ill be among the first to support ya!!
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Heya @calm really need to broaden available mental states for mood check-in like: ie. irritable, numb, blissful, elated, scared to name a few -- thx as always, ur app has preserved shreds of my sanity in an insane time. Gratefully and happily, a satisfied active user.
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Hey @NBA @ESPNNBA pls reconcile bones hyland scoring, hes criditted with 2 steals and play by play on espn app shows same and makes sense from game flow cause bones stole at 306 and then shot at 302 in 4thQ, pls correct for @FanDuel @FanDuel_Support sake
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Hey @FanDuel @FanDuel_Support bones hyland had 2 steals only credited for one, pls correct per espn 5:53 and 3:06
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Pls correct!!
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Hey @NBA better be some fines comin for @nyknicks with this mcbride nonsense tnt
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AmateurHr🍀 retweeted
Replying to @DraftKings
@draftkings just give all losing lineups with McBride in them free play for the entry fee. This is honestly ridiculous and the player deserves better! Start 2025 off right and stand up for your patrons!
Lineup alert: Knicks will start McBride, Bridges, Anunoby, Hart, Towns on Wednesday.
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Hey @ESPNNBA @espn @ESPNStatsInfo I'm not exactly an ML coder or a DB engineer, but this data seems incorrect and leads me to believe ur app is still "unhappy" Any updates? Planned therapy -- maybe someone could just head into the office and "turn it on and off"
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Hey @espn can u pls fix ur app, it's "unhappy"
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Honestly @Apple WTF autocorrect has unquestionably gotten dumber????? This isn't even a REAL WORD, What is HAPPENING HERE?? Together, TOGETHER!
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Hey @DraftKings @DK_Assist why haven't I gotten paid for this contest?? Mlollar finished 1389, I finished 258, u gonna pay or what?????
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Hey @FanDuel @FanDuel_Support this is wildly unacceptable FIX UR TEXH, JFC!!!
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Hey @FanDuel what's goin on?
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We need @Fanduel fantasy to be working right now! Can't load anything.
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Hey @HardRockBet R U CAPPING SGP PAYOUTS? built a 4 leg parlay w 3 sgp, that by the math should payout 30,000ish-here's the side-by-side w/a straight 4 leg w near identical odds, sgp capped at 2500 vs what should be 10484, a 76.15% house vig! R U KIDDING? #SHAMEFUL #parlays
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How can you not respond to this @HardRockBet ?? Absolutely despicable behavior
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Total coward, whrs that fight Chris, u absolute hypocrite @ChrisBarberi
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Also @ChrisBarberi since ur a coward faketriot who doesn't actually believe in 1a cuz ya blocked me from responding...allow me to do so here: great, I'm up mid six figures lifetime w a great job and fam. How r u, hypocrite?
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