🎸. I believe in honor, justice, & loyalty…but also ghosts, witchcraft, and melting faces w/ brutal riffs.

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My new vibe for 2025: Goth Teddy Swims
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There are very few people as funny as @dansoder. This isn’t debated by anyone. There’s a reason everyone you know thinks he’s one of the best! Watch his brand new special for free right here!!! youtu.be/1Lik3hSyhrY?si=ieYo…

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show of hands if a cheap casio changed your life ✋ reverb.com/news/jade-wii-why…
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I have a confession…
a 6 ft. tall boyfriend doesn’t exis—
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2 Nov 2023
2300 LEFT FOR @OfficialCropper TO GET TO 10K. WHERE MY MEMPHIS SOUL PPL AT? WHERE MY BOOKER T & THE MG’S PEOPLE AT?! WHERE MY STAX PPL AT ON TWIX?!! WHERE MY JAKE & ELWOOD PPL AT?! WE SHOULD HAVE THIS HANDLED BY TONIGHT. COME ON LETS GO!
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That dog is a kkk9.
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This m’fker really is just a bunch of raccoons in a skin suit
What do you notice in this video of Ron DeSantis?
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Lmao… he’s the guy who screwed that up for us in the first place.
Rather than cast my ballot for a Speaker-Candidate who doesn’t have the votes and hasn’t demonstrated support for SALT for my constituents nor a plan to keep our government open while advancing the Commitment to America, I will cast my first ballot for Speaker for @leemzeldin
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Couldn’t be happier for a more deserving guy. 👏🏻👏🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
Beyond a dream come true. Thank you!!!! #snl @nbcsnl @foofighters
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This cat was a serial killer. I dare you to try and change my mind.
In 2005, a six-month-old kitten named Oscar was adopted by a nursing home in the US to be raised as a therapy cat. However, the workers noticed something peculiar about him. While Oscar usually preferred to be alone, he occasionally crawled into a resident's bed and snuggled beside them. The eerie thing about this is that the resident that Oscar would cuddle with would usually die within hours. Initially, the staff didn't think much of it, but after this happened 20 times, they started to believe that Oscar knew when someone was close to passing away, and so when they noticed the cat next to a resident, they would call their loved ones to warn them. Researchers speculate that Oscar could smell biochemicals released by dying cells and so chose to comfort lonely residents. On one occasion, the staff was convinced that a resident was about to pass away, but Oscar refused to sit with them. Instead, he chose another resident who looked healthier, and that person passed away first. Oscar died in 2022, and over the course of his life he accurately predicted over 100 deaths.
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I’m surprised at the NHL with this decision. Especially when the hardest part of ice skating is telling your parents that you’re gay.
This decision has stripped clubs of a powerful community outreach tool and removed meaningful support for Special Initiatives, all to protect a select few who do not want to answer any questions about their choices. I hope the NHL reconsiders in order to remain a leader in DEI.
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Jr: If you vote for Democrats, you are voting to send your conservative uncle to the reeducation camps
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I love this. This sounds like it could have easily been something Ron Zabrocki (RIP) would have told me during a lesson.
The return of pro tips with Joe Bo... Today's lesson... "Feeling outmatched? Don't want to practice? ... No problem. Just follow these few simple steps to stage domination. ". Sabotage not just for The Beastie Boys nor the Red October anymore. 😎👍
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1 Oct 2023
Time for some game theory. Straight forward from here: Markle appointed to Senate Markle 2028. Tragedy befalls the Prince of Wales & his progeny. Harry ascends to the crown. Final act before dissolving monarchy is granting the UK to his wife. 54 US States. Trans-continental 🇺🇸
1 Oct 2023
Meghan 'considers run for office' to fill seat of California senator mol.im/a/12578609
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BREAKING: It appears that SCOTT HALL has become the first co-defendant in the Fulton election interference case to take a plea deal with prosecutors. Much more to come
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I’ve looked like this for 20 years… my DM’s have always been open.
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