Konnichiwa, bitches

‘My Way’ - as performed by @AllenKessler 🎹

Some say she right, some say...

Someone slide in with odds on Kessler winning a bracelet this year. I'm not missing this epic event that feels cosmically certain to happen soon.

Remember to give @Kevmath $100 the first time you see him this summer. It's important for a few reasons: 1) My happiness. The fact that I started something that has caught on makes me super happy. As a narcissist, having an idea gain approval from the crowd is extremely satisfying. 2) Kevmath is the man. He has likely given you far more than $100/yr in value. But he doesn't do it for your equity, he does it because he loves this shit and tries to make it better. He has always tried to be helpful, long before any recognition. 3) You can post a video and people will think you are a good person. Part of the thing is doing this. It makes others do it. It makes it more of a thing. It directly benefits Kevmath by encouraging more people to hit him with a hundo AND you look like some sort of a baller that can light $100 on fire AND you look like some kind of a nice and generous person. Even a scumbag scammer should do this, as it would build credibility. NGKAHTFTYSH

Give @Kevmath his $100.. also no joke as soon as I did this another guy came up behind me and have him $100 also !! That’s love

A few burning questions for my people at the WSOP: 1) Do the coffee lids fit on the cups this year? 2) Has anyone destroyed the gate on the 3rd floor exit? 3) Is there still a wall of cigarette smoke at the Horseshoe tunnel entrance?

If you are a true, hardcore, old school poker fan, seeing this image should bring one phrase to your mind: "Why do I get deserveless?"

The "Licc'em Low Lisa" EDM Remix from the iconic @ogafroman (better quality) COMING TO CLUBS EVERYWHERE

Some news and notes from the second annual Dragon Fruit main event, part of the Wadadli Poker Series (WPS), now in its second yearly cycle: As most of you know, there are four "Majors" each year in the WPS, and a "tour championship" which to be fair I haven't took the time to figure out why that one is different, although last year they had smaller trophies down to NINTH PLACE and I was distraught when I was knocked out before 9th. So rare to get a 9th place trophy for anything. Anyway, the "Majors" happen every month or 3, and the hardware is up for grabs. The WPS gets around 30 players per event, it's a $350 Eastern Caribbean Dollar buy in (divide by 2.7 to get freedom bucks) with unlimited rebuys for the first hour and an add on. Average buy ins per person is about 3. Little sidebar: My "street name" in Antigua is "Poker Pro" because when I first came here a decade ago I told the local cash game I was a pro and made sure it was ok to play because I didn't want to piss off the local magistrates and noblemen, and they thought this was the funniest question they had ever heard, said of course I could play, and called me "poker pro" ever since. Like if I'm walking around downtown St. John's with my daughter and a random dealer or player sees me they will just shout "Poker Pro!" because that's one of our quirky local customs, to scream someone's name that you know when you pass them on the street. Anyway, this is not a serious place. If you notice the picture below, you will find that there are 3 trophies for the 3-table event. Yes, a second and third place trophy are produced for all 4 majors each year. And you may also notice that the 2nd place trophy is taller than 1st. Again, not a serious place, and a rare shot at a rare piece of hardware. To conclude, your boy shipped 2nd place. Yes I had a shot to knock out the eventual winner with TT vs. a called off 4d5d aipf, and my word you have no idea how loud an Antigua poker tournament venue gets when "Poker Pro" takes a beat like that at the final table. I'm laughing almost to tears as the raw dialect flies in every direction, at top volume. Note: I'm not sure why I look incredibly high in the hasty winner (loser?) photo. Was tired & sober and it looks like I took 50mg to the face.

5 years ago XCER (can’t find his X) made some trading cards of some our Rare Pepes with the attached tokenized rare Pepe asset as a scratch off on each card We sent him the tokens and he handled it all He just sent me the ones he still had left, as I think he is unwinding his project but the assets and cards still live on - these were primarily sold via the 2021 Miami Bitcoin Conference PEPETHETROLL MAKEPEPERARE PEPESHROOMS We also made some DJPEPE x RAIRPEPE versions. Still have a few RAIRPEPE ones to let go of as well. Think I’m holding the last DJPEPE here These are 3.5 x 5.5” - larger sized cards than the typical 2.5 x 3.5” cards most trading cards come as Dm or reply if interested in aquiring any

This might be the most fumbled token drop in crypto history. Announcement, hype, turn the site into high rake uniswap (lol?) then ride the waves of mass extraction, then a deafening silence. Pop up for air to say "market conditions lol don't want to rush it"

Still the hardest logo tech has ever produced

What brand makes Stove Top Stuffing?

War is peace

Your kid is basically a local model you train for many years

Spank Ink is my bestie, and she's thrilled to have been included in the set. She has this to say: "The algorithm spoke. The blockchain confirmed. PEPEDEPEPO is immutable, as code is the new omertà. Grazie to @BryanMicon for being my consigliere into the Fake Rares world. Some favors you can’t repay. 🐸🤌"

Series 18 Card 34 Issuance 50 PEPEDPEPO CREATOR Spank Ink

I really like this kid. Love to see someone with so much heart that wants it so bad. Personally I never had that kind of fire for the game, never will, but enjoy watching someone who does.

Hot damn AI is getting too good

An excellent vibe from Club Alpha in Barbados. They will be making waves in the international pickleball scene soon. 🇦🇬 🤝 🇧🇧