Senior Software Engineer | Modern Web Systems | Data-Driven Problem Solver
Joined October 2024
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Having sex before going to work makes you feel like a manager.
I almost fired my boss this morning๐๐๐
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Jun 1
Kitambo nilikua nadhani mboka ni kazi,kumbe ni chakula ya Waluhya๐๐
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Jun 1
The girl I treated like an egg. Someone fried her yesterday.
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Jun 1
Traditional women gone. You just gotta find a hoe and beg her to stop
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May 29
I don't know if am normal but a woman in a miniskirt will make my dick hard faster than a completely naked woman
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May 25
Kuna Gen Z mrasta alikuja interview where i work,na nywele mbaya mbaya,during an interview tukamuuliza why do you want to work with us na hizo nywele hazikia vizuri kwa kampuni?,alisema yeye amekuja interview tu,na hawezi nyoa kama hana kazi,incase a qualify atanyoa๐น๐น๐น
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May 21
javascript ecosystem is too dangerous
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So I work as a software engineer at a very well known bank[ing group] and today a senior manager told us we will no longer be writing code, but only problem solving. They want us to use AI to code so we can concentrate on the problems.
I'm so glad I don't bank with them.
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Naskia watu wanaruka ruka tu kwa stairs kumbe ni degree holders wanaenda kazi.
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May 6
God, I have a lot to learn๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ , thereโs so much to learn!!!!
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Apr 28
Unaambia dame akuje akuvisit na anakuambia ati siezi kuja kwako i prefer we meet in a hotel tuonge, we enda meet waiter bana๐
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Apr 27
adulthood is just sex, depression and bills.
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Apr 20
Betting backends are usually a messโso I built a better one.
A multi-tenant engine in Go 1.26.
100k users | <200ms latency
K-Sorted IDs & Atomic Wallets
M-Pesa/Tax Engine integrated
Sovereign Minimalism
Clean. Fast. Production-ready.
github.com/nutcas3/lets-bet
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