Senior Engineering Recruiter in Seattle. OSINT Expert. Any and all statements made are my own. Follow at your own risk. Currently on the hunt for @snap

Joined June 2010
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Does anyone even work at @AerLingus customer support?!? I’ve had the worst experience, no one answers the call line, the Messenger chat, and I’ve had it. I need help. Now.
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Having kids and dogs mean the dogs now drink out of the 1,000 cups of water left abandoned around the house instead of their own fancy water fountain on the kitchen floor.
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Who knew it would be @rickygervais holding up the @Kleenex industry. Just finished ep 6 of season 3 and I’ve gone through a case already. Well done, Sir, well done indeed. #whoknewihadaheart #nosuchthingasbaddogsonlybadowners

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I seriously feel like the Grinch when his heart grew three sizes that day.

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12/10 would laugh at every joke.
Flame put on her party clothes for the @BooksHonest event but somehow she looks like a guy telling jokes at the end of the bar.
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Pepe would love to find his forever home, too!
I would love to pet Pepe. He is 4 years old and up for adoption through @PSPCA in Philadelphia. Pepe hates the shelter. He has been looking for his home for almost a year.
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Read this thread. Then tell me why we spent over $3 TRILLION dollars at war over the last 20 years, compared with a scant $671 Billion on (primary) education for the same time period. Literally 22% of what we spent on a fruitless war. Over education.
Tomorrow I’m opening my first grocery store in a Title One school. I doubt I sleep tonight - imagine a parent between checks who can order dinner and breakfast for their family thru our app and their child bring it home. I’m changing lives man, no one does it like me. Just wait!
I’m so tired I opened up the Waze app instead of the @sleepcycle app to go to sleep. My stupid brain thinks I need @waze to give me the directions to sleepy town.
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I would love to pet Sheldon. He is a 3 year old Beagle mix on the East Coast who urgently needs a home or foster home within a week. Sheldon was shot, and now can’t use his back legs.
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My daughter loves to leave me messages on our @ring #ring #teenagersareweird
Am totally in love with @hanwaddingham and binging @TedLasso Season 1 for the second time in as many weeks. Writing? On point. Casting? Solid. @jasonsudeikis in rare form. But Hannah? Steals 👏🏽 Every 👏🏽 Scene 👏🏽
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I would love to pet Watson. He is 1 and up for adoption thru @potgcolorado near Denver. He loves other dogs. His foster home said he even helped care for puppies. He is shy at 1st, so he would do best without small kids. He would love a home with a fenced-in yard and a dog friend
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Sally needs a home. She just needs to get her energy out and be the only pet. Her adoption fee, a consultation with @RockRiverPetRe1, and 4 training classes are all covered for the right home. I will also come meet Sally in a new home and do a post on her! Please help! ❤️
Come along with us as we take a field trip out to @RockRiverPetRe1 to visit Sally! In this video, you'll get to see first hand all the progress she has made and hear from one of her trainers! Sally's profile: bit.ly/2QjIcUw CBHS Adoption Form: bit.ly/3cUacFX
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Sally still needs a home! She must be in a home with no other pets. She is a great dog with a lot of love to give. She has learned so much! She desperately needs a home because returning to a shelter full of other dogs would be hard on her. Contact @CedarBendHumane for info!
Sally is located in Iowa. While Sally is making great strides in her socialization and is far less anxious and reactive around other dogs, she should not go to a home with other pets.
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Behold, a thread of joy ❤️
I have a folder on my phone of the most expressive dog photos that I want to find excuses to re-share, but you know what? This thread is the excuse. I shall post them in this thread.
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20 Nov 2020
This is Benny. He’s just checking in on you. Hopes you’re doing okay, but is here for you if not. 12/10 thank you Benny
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Take it from someone who survived Covid. This is real. Wear a fucking mask. If you don’t, you’re beyond selfish.
This is the text I just received after asking my best friend ( pulmonary and critical care doctor) how she was doing. #WearAMask #SocialDistance
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Hi! Here's a link of pet food pantries by state. If you're going through a hard time and could use pet food, they may be able to help. alleycat.org/coronavirus-cov…
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This is Major and Champ. They are the dogs of @JoeBiden and @DrBiden. Champ has already been to the White House, but Major hasn’t yet. Champ can’t wait to show him around. Both 14/10 would be an honor to pet
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This is a terrible week in a terrible month in a terrible year. Check in on your friends, even if you haven’t talked in a while. Ask for help if you need it. Just because you’re getting by doesn’t mean you don’t need support. I’m thinking of you, too.
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