Writer, Editor. NYC via the Delaware Valley. @VillanovaU, @NewmarkJSchool Grad. Used to write about Irish stuff for the papers. Philly sports enthusiast.
Gotta love when a @Newsweek hack rushes to get a “Caitlin Clark trade to Sparks rumor” piece out for engagement farming, and forgets to delete their AI chat prompts from the piece.
#NowYouKnow@IndianaFever#WNBA
Things that have been invented since Grover Cleveland Alexander set the Phillies record for consecutive scoreless innings in 1911:
The zipper
Sliced bread
Numbers on baseball jerseys
Chocolate chip cookies
Traffic lights
The Titanic
Automated Ball Strike System
Hey fancy new app @NJTRANSIT ! Wish your fucking bus service would work because the goddamn 119 bus wasn’t even full and just blew past me and a bunch of other people on Central Ave in JC, figure it the fuck out
As it turned out, most people all year were right about the Sixers: Dangerous R1 opponent that had no shot at a deep run due to poor depth and questionable health.
They deserve credit for the Boston comeback.
But man, this really was an embarrassing weekend for this franchise
Mother’s Day 2019: Raptors win Game 7, 92-90
Father’s Day 2021: Hawks win Game 7, 103-96
Mother’s Day 2023: Celtics win Game 7, 112-88
Mother’s Day 2026: Knicks win Game 4 at MSG South, 144-114
Might be time to stop sacrificing time with our parents for this basketball team.
Maybe this is controversial of me but if you see the scenes so clearly in your head but can’t get them into cohesive words that sound good, maybe you’re just not a writer lol
Even more than in the past, it is clear today that the proliferation of armed conflicts is often driven by the exploitation of oil and mineral deposits, with no regard for international law or the self-determination of peoples.
Penguins fans- “Philly is a horrible city, you guys can’t read, your team only wins in shootouts”
Flyers fans- “I am going to eat a penguin for breakfast”
Every time I see something like this I want to throw up because I was homeless with zero income & the IRS took $6k given to me by a church for housing out of my bank account