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Election Special 4: The Conservatives.
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Craig Mitchell retweeted
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21 May 2024
FFS 😭
21 May 2024
Chelsea fans: Do not sack Pochettino, he deserves another season after a great run of form to get us into Europe. Todd Boehly:
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18 Mar 2024
Basic. But Definitely Maybe wins 8-5 for me.
Definitely Maybe VS Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not Track by track poll.
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Craig Mitchell retweeted
One of the main reasons the self-immolation of Aaron Bushnell is having such an earthshaking impact on our society is because it’s the single most profound act of sincerity that any of us have ever witnessed. In this fraudulent civilization where everything is fake and stupid, we are not accustomed to such sincerity. We’re accustomed to vapid mainstream culture manufactured in New York and Los Angeles, airheaded celebrities who never talk about anything real, self-aggrandizing Instagram activism, synthetic political factions designed to herd populist discontent into support for status quo politics, phony shitlib ā€œI hear you, I stand with you [but I won’t actually do anything]ā€ posturing, endless propaganda and diversion from the mass media and its online equivalents which are algorithmically boosted by Silicon Valley tech plutocrats, and a mind-controlled dystopia where almost everyone is sleepwalking through life in a psyop-induced fog. That is the sort of experience we have been conditioned to expect here in the shadow of the western empire. And then, out of nowhere, some Air Force guy comes along and does something real. Something as authentic and sincere as anything could possibly be, with the very noblest of intentions. He live-streamed himself lighting himself on fire and burning to death in order to draw people’s attention to how horrific the US-backed atrocities in Gaza actually are. Knowing full well how painful it would be. Knowing full well he’d either die or survive with horrific burns and wish he’d died. Knowing full well that once he connected the flame with the accelerant he poured onto his body, there’d be no turning back. He didn’t back down. He didn’t go home and stuff his face with snacks and gossip in the group chat and see what types of mindless escapism are available on Netflix or Pornhub. He lit the flame. He even struggled to light it at first, and he still did. There’s nothing in our society that can prepare us for that kind of sincerity. That kind of selflessness. That kind of purity of intention. It stops us dead in our tracks, as if the fabric of our world has been ripped asunder. And, in a way, it has. We’re not really living in the same world we were living in before Aaron Bushnell lit himself on fire at 1 PM on February 25th. It was far too sincere an act, committed in the least sincere city on this planet. It shook things around far too much for all the pieces to fit fully back into place. I myself am permanently changed. I find myself reapproaching the Gaza genocide with fresh eyes, renewed vigor, and invincible determination. I now write with a different kind of fire in my guts. And looking around I can see it’s much the same for others. Where previously we’d begun seeing the opposition to the incineration of Gaza beginning to lose a bit of energy due to despair and how hard it is to keep something energized for months on end, we are now seeing electrifying enthusiasm. More importantly, this is shaking things up in mainstream society and not just within the pro-Palestine crowd. We’re seeing Bushnell’s final words about the US empire’s complicity with genocide shared on mainstream networks like CNN and ABC, while Israel apologists run around falling all over themselves trying to tell people nobody cares about what Bushnell did like a guy sending a woman dozens of texts saying he’s totally unbothered that she rejected his advances. A member of the US military lighting himself on fire while screaming ā€œFree Palestineā€ is absolutely devastating to the information interests of Israel and the United States, because it shakes people awake like nothing else ever could. All around our fake plastic dystopia people are now opening their eyes, saying ā€œWait, huh? That man did what? Why? I thought nothing matters but my comfort and my feelings and my small circle of people I care about? My country is complicit in a what now? Is it possible I’ve been missing something important?ā€ With his profound act of sincerity, Aaron Bushnell extended the world an invitation to a very different way of looking at life. An invitation to pierce through the veil of superficiality and narcissism to a radical authenticity and a deep compassion for our fellow human beings. To a profound sincerity of our own, with which we can shake the world awake in our own unique ways. At 1 PM on February 25th, Aaron Bushnell lit more than one kind of fire. A fire that drives us to act. A fire that lights the way. A fire that inspires us. A fire that shows us another way of being. A fire which shows us a better world is possible. We won’t forget his message. We couldn’t if we tried.
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Craig Mitchell retweeted
26 Feb 2024
If, upon seeing a man self-immolate to protest a genocide that’s been live-streamed to the world for 143 days, your reaction is to criticise or dismiss, you simply do not understand the gravity of his act or the magnitude of what he is protesting—and in doing so you become a part of the very problem his defiant act rejected. Tens of thousands of innocent people are being slaughtered with US arms and US taxpayer funding, and US propaganda is working tirelessly to cover this up and manufacture consent for it to continue. The enormity of this moment cannot be understated, for both what it represents here and now and the ramifications and precedents being set. And the depraved and dictatorial US Empire refuses to be swayed by international law, by the Genocide Convention, by the ICJ, by the UN, by protest, by voters, by tens of thousands of children dying—by anything. This act, as devastating as it is, is a final, defiant scream in protest at the incalculable tyranny of an Empire that has entirely lost touch with humanity. Don’t become that, too. Don’t downplay, dismiss or criticise the person who makes the sacrifice in an attempt to stop tyranny—for you then become a part of that tyranny yourself.
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29 Dec 2023
A modern masterpiece.
28 Dec 2023
"Dad Life!" Is about to go double platinum šŸ˜­šŸ˜†šŸ¤£ I'm dead (Sound Up)
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30 Nov 2023
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HJK and Aberdeen was briefly stopped — because the away fans were chucking snowballs at the home side's goalkeeper. šŸŽ„ @archiert1
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21 Nov 2023
Venezia & Aberdeen. Easy.
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Craig Mitchell retweeted
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Craig Mitchell retweeted
🚨#WATCH: as Las Vegas Unveils the $2.3 Billion MSG Sphere Lighting Up the Sky for the first time ever 
 šŸ“Œ#LasVegas | #Nevada Las Vegas, the city that never sleeps, has unveiled the MSG Sphere a remarkable arena with a price tag of $2.3 billion. Last night, they turned on the lights for the very first time. The MSG Sphere boasts an impressive 580,000 square feet and features a fully programmable LED screen, making it the highest-resolution LED screen in the world. Additionally, it houses the most advanced concert audio system and includes atmospheric elements like wind and scent to enhance the overall experience.
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šŸŽžļø We are at the screening of our new doc Aberdeen ’83: Once in a Lifetime which marks the 40th anniversary of the clubs historic European Cup Winners Cup triumph and are joined by some of the Gothenburg Greats āš½ļø šŸ“ŗ @BBCiPlayer on May 11 @BBCScotland at 10pm May 11
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[Candle In The Wind unexpectedly starts playing during the coronation] "BAH GAWD THAT'S PRINCESS DIANA'S MUSIC"
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23 Apr 2023
1 big and 3 normal sized idiots riding bikes*
4 big idiots riding bikes. Top class @EtapeLochNess
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