Worthless pathetic excuse of a man watching stupid fuck up sad basketball programs | DMs open for your anonymous confessions.
Joined December 2025
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Investing in this account early 😂
Today I asked a girl in accounting, a girl in finance, and a girl in HR if they wanted to get drinks after work.
The first two said no and the girl in HR spat in my face.
Good enough to jack off too later.
Two strikeouts and a hit by pitch. Take your base runner.
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Walked into Rate Field and they said you are rated a 0/10. I thought it was just a sponsor but its a real thing
I don’t need everyone to see that I’m a 0/10 on the jumbotron. I just wanted to watch Edgar Quero live in person and Now everyone point and laugh
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The Brewers actually stopped the Tarps Off movement because I went up there and took my shirt off and I’m so fat and repulsive they had to shut it down. Great breakout season for Kyle Harrison so far
The only place they have security guards besides lining the field and the sections right behind home plate is the tarps off section.
Have fun, but only on our terms! Right @Brewers? Also, don’t expect us to spend on the team. 😂
Really bad look this weekend!
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If you told younger me that I’d agree with Jeff Goodman before I kissed a woman, I would’ve killed myself a long time ago
College basketball reporter Jeff Goodman takes a shot at LSU head coach Will Wade:
"Will Wade, I wish you didn't come back to college basketball. Honestly, I mean that. I like Will. I've known Will since he was an assistant at Harvard back in 2007... 2008. But man, you suck for college basketball. You're making it into a mockery. Look in the mirror and understand it's not just about you... Don't try to ruin this sport."
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May 19
Quit Tweeting LSU needs you out there champ
May 18
Being 35 in undergrad is so weird because you can really see how illiterate the younger Gen Z students are after growing up through the pandemic
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ChudTheBuilder is another name for the Mark Pope experiment at Kentucky
They used to call me this in high school too
May 8
ChudTheBuilder just MACED a guy after getting his hat smacked off his head during a heated argument 😳
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Went 0/5 at the bar tn. Gonna jerk off to gay porn as a way to punish myself
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Even when I create myself in a video game I can’t get it fucking right
Could be anything I want and I choose to be a 58 overall worthless fuck-up stuck at a Patriot League program
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Aaaaand right when a pretty girl at work came to my desk because she wanted to discuss the Mike Malone hire. Great, just great.
Apr 28
NEW: Apple's Weather app is experiencing a major outage.
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Hottest girl I’ve ever seen walked into the bar. Walked up to talk to her and all I could think to say is “did you see Jacob furphy transferred to Boston college? He must have a good relationship with Luke Murray if he was willing to leave UConn.” Why am I such a chud
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