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Joined April 2024
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Before you follow this account, there are few things you need to know:
- This is a Chelsea stan account.
- I'm an Arsenal hater first, then a Chelsea fan.
- I'd rather fail in life than see Arsenal succeed.
- Once I see "Chelsea" on your profile, I'll follow you.
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Sometimes I look at my account and tweets and I just smile. I’m so proud to be one of the accounts positively impacting the youths of today with my intellectual contents.
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- AGENDA TAPES 🎶
- SCAM LIKE PEDRI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEWWWW SONGGGGG!!!
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I know this is a fake story. But if you ever find yourself in this situation as a guy, there's only one thing to do and that's dissolving the marriage. They'll tell you you're insecure, but no fold oo.
This man is cancelling his traditional marriage because his wife received a 3 million naira gift from her ex who is outside the country. The ex sent the money as a wedding gift.
When the man saw the alert on her phone, he asked her about it and she explained truthfully. The man ordered her to send the money back and also asked her to block the ex boyfriend, but the lady refused. She said it was just a gift and besides, the ex is not in the country and she has not seen him in years.
For me, I don’t see this as enough reason to cancel a wedding, although the man may be feeling insecure and does not trust the woman.
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These are the kind of games where early goal changes everything. 😂
One thing my coach will always say is that, when you’re way better than an opponent, the opponent will respect you for the first 10-20mins.
If you do not kill them in those first minutes, and they settle in, you’ll find it difficult to win. They’ll keep growing in confidence.
This is the story of Spain and Cape Verde.
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One thing my coach will always say is that, when you’re way better than an opponent, the opponent will respect you for the first 10-20mins.
If you do not kill them in those first minutes, and they settle in, you’ll find it difficult to win. They’ll keep growing in confidence.
This is the story of Spain and Cape Verde.
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Guyyyy, your life don spoil. 😂
The World Cup hasn't even been a week yet my open bets have already been reduced to 5 from 46, every attempt I've made to avenge you have brought me nothing but more pain and if i keep chasing this revenge, Sporty won't hesitate to make me end up just like you. so I have decided to leave your vengeance in the hands of the Alpha & Omega of this world. I can't do this anymore, homie😭🙏🏽
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Nice oneeeeeee😭😭😂
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E get some kind things wey fat men no go experience.
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Spain’s match will produce 7 goals, and with ₦150k, you could get ₦1.3 million. That’s a sweet 9 odds! Let me go and place my stake. 😅⚽️💰
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Since Enzo arrived at this club, he has played under how many managers, and he’s the one lacking loyalty, not the club for not keeping to what they showed him they were building?
I’ll keep saying this: Maresca leaving was the straw that broke the camel’s back for a lot of the players who had ambitions before joining this club.
Enzo has always been very professional; it’s the club hierarchy who lacks loyalty to the players and the fans.
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Enzo Fernández lacks a lot of loyalty - as do many footballers - and it’s clear he’s wanted out for awhile now. Best for all parties for him to be sold.
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“I don’t understand” a statement in Nigeria that means I clearly understand you but I want to confirm your audacity…
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These Igbo women that abuse and inflict serious injuries on their maids, why is it so difficult for their husbands to stop them from doing it? You can’t tell me that their husbands do not know what’s going on. So why exactly is it hard for them to stop the abuse? I’m curious.
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I ain't reading all that, congratulations to your parent btw.
While I was serving, my parents called me one day and said that immediately after I left the village during Christmas, one of their family friends came visiting with his friend who lived in the USA.
Apparently, the man saw my pictures and liked me.
My parents gave him my number, and we started talking.
After a while, he said he wanted us to meet. I had to travel from where I was serving to a nearby state just to see him. The funny thing is, I didn’t ask him for transport fare, food, or anything. We simply met at a mall, sat down, talked, and I left.
Later, he messaged me saying he was impressed that I didn’t ask him for money. According to him, that wasn’t what he had been experiencing since arriving in Nigeria.
A thread 🧵
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If you don't have the means to fund your vices, you're not a good person - you're just poor.
Morality isn't proven by absence of temptation but choices made in it's presence
You're not a faithful husband - you've just not been privileged to walk the streets of Madrid at night.
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One month relationship you don run tear babe iPhone. I pity men who think they can buy a woman love.
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An intentional man who takes care of his girlfriend, found out that she attended a “pyjamas night” with another man.
He also discovered that she is in a matchmaking group
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"God punish non challant men" 😂😂
They're the winners in all these.
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This gist is crazy 😂
A guy who has been taking care of his girlfriend found out she went on a “Pyjamas night” with another man.
He collected the phone he bought for her and found out she was also in a matchmaking group.
His hands were shaking 😭
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