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Jun 13
Barnaby Philip John Webber
11/01/2004-13/06/2023 💔
If you can, share these images of the beautiful soul stolen from us by the worst of humanity.
Let his face today burn bright.
Barney, I promise you there will be accountability 💛💚
For You. For Grace. For Ian.
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Bert’s Head retweeted
Jun 12
A man whose positive influence on our city can never be overstated.
While his mission has never been about personal acclaim, all at Stoke City are thrilled to see Lou Macari recognised in the King’s Birthday Honours List.
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Bert’s Head retweeted
Jun 12
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United legend Lou Macari has been awarded an MBE in the King’s Birthday Honours.
The former United striker has been recognised for his outstanding work with the Macari Foundation, which has helped tackle homelessness in Stoke-on-Trent over the past decade.
A fantastic honour for a true footballing great 👏
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Let That Sink In For A Minute
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Jun 10
England. 🏴
Pass it around, pass it square & back…
Struggling to penetrate ‘Costa Rica’s’
low block..
If only there was a player who could find those types of passes, forward every time,
available for England…
👀😅😫🦅
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Jun 9
Michael Olise cutting inside and scoring isn't new to us...
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Jun 8
"Michael Olise once played football for Crystal Palace Football Club"
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Chris Armstrong, Crystal Palace
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25 years of never earning a penny you didn’t give him through tax.
Absolute zero real world experience.
Possible next PM. Jesus wept.
Andy Burnham. Andy. Fucking. Burnham.
A man who has spent thirty years with his hand in the public till and his eye on the mirror, who has never once in his entire adult life had to worry about where next month’s money was coming from because next month’s money was always, always, coming from you.
Prime Minister. He wants to be Prime Minister. A man whose entire preparation for managing the sixth largest economy on earth consists of running buses in Salford and once making a Chancellor look bad on the evening news. That’s it. That’s the CV. That’s what we’re being asked to get excited about.
He’s never hired anyone with his own money. Never lost a contract. Never had a customer tell him to get stuffed. Never stayed up until the small hours wondering if the payroll clears and his staff can pay their rent or feed their families. The concept of economic risk to Andy Burnham is entirely theoretical. It is an abstraction. It is something that happens to other people in constituencies he visits before elections.
What he has done - and credit where due, he’s done it with genuine artistry - is spend three decades constructing a man. A specific, careful, field-tested human adult man. Caring but tough. Northern but serious. Principled but electable. A man who emotes on cue, lands in the news cycle like he was dropped from a helicopter by PLMR, genuinely sincere. Scheduled sincerity. Every fifteen minutes, on the hour. Every hour.
The Hillsborough stuff is real. Fine. One moment of genuine courage in thirty years of professional positioning. One. And it’s still doing press tours.
PM. Jesus.
I’m so tired, man. x.com/AndyBurnhamGM/status/2…
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