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We won the FA Cup
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Explaining to people where they might know this player from is a positive thing imo!
BBC and ITV commentary rule #1: If a foreign player touches the ball at the World Cup, you have exactly five seconds to mention their loan spell at a Championship club in 2023.
The desperation to link every single player on earth to English football is absolutely exhausting.
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Paddy staying on is huge
π¨ Pierre Sage signs 3yr contract to become Crystal Palace head coach. Work permit sorted & 47yo Frenchman starts at #CPFC on July 6. Joined by assistant Jamal Alioui from Lens, more staff to follow McCarthy / Quy to stay as part of set-up @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7347451β¦
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REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE
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Call it βsoft as fuckβ if you want but one thing the World Cup always seems to do, almost as soon as it begins, is remind you that youβll likely enjoy your life a LOT more if you welcome people in and try to have a laugh rather than being consistently aggy.
Mexican fans having it up with South Korean fans to Gangnam Style? This is the REAL World Cup. π
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Imagine using time machine to go to past and beg elon to be his janitorπππ
The unwritten levels of loser fantasy.
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Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species
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I donβt know how you canβt love Jude Bellingham if youβre English. This guy is a born winner. Some people have it and Jude has it
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I loved Obsession, but this is crazy
Obsession has now officially entered into the @IMDb Top 250 Movies of All Time list. It comes in at #249.
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A moment written into Palace history π
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