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CSAchiever retweeted
18 Jul 2025
Never thought I'd say ratio'ing Jimmy Fallon would be my 2nd proudest post of the month, but July 31st I will be opening for art rock god @JOHNMAUS at an intimate stint. It's sold out because it will be spectacular, but check for future dates, and maybe wait outside to fight us
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15 Jun 2025
It's father's day and my dad's been on my mind all day. I'm sitting at this playground with my kid and a food truck by the road just started playing one of his favourite songs, Chris rea - Josephine. Synchronicity I guess. RIP
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CSAchiever retweeted
30 May 2025
THE JOHN V. VARIETY HOUR rides wavier than ever in a big clapping disco punk fuckedrock song about feeling like a blow up doll on dates with other blow up dolls!!! Check out the video and talkhouse premiere below!!!! It’s also on all the websites!!!!
30 May 2025
talkhouse.com/introducing-jo… thank you Talkhouse for premiering my new ass nu wave nihilist dance punk ironypop song!! Collab single / video w A. Petrov!! Clap your hands!!
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CSAchiever retweeted
17 Apr 2025
R.I.P. Stefano Micheli of My Mine 🕊️
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5 Apr 2025
My mother's constant refrain whenever I'd ask her for something back in the 80s (I want ice-cream/a new toy/whatever) was always "and I want a young Marlon Brando"
4 Apr 2025
The one and only Marlon Brando was BOTD in 1924 and died in 2004 at the age of 80. The face, body, and mumble that launched a thousand orgasms, he was also bisexual and reputedly bedded James Baldwin and Richard Pryor, amongst a myriad of other female and male celebrities
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3 Mar 2025
My father in law randomly comes over at 8 am and aggressively rings our doorbell demanding Tupperware back
1 Mar 2025
my grandma said don’t bother coming over if I don’t bring back her containers
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12 Dec 2024
Acts I should like on paper but who do absolutely nothing for me:
- Ultravox
- Level 42
- Japan (except Adolescent Sex)
- Propaganda
- Book of Love (except Tubular Bells)
- Lene Lovich
- Adam & the Ants
- Teardrop Explodes
- Elvis Costello
- Nina Hagen
change my mind I guess?
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9 Dec 2024
one of my (completely innocuous) fesses was recently posted on fesshole and I'm delighted at the comments telling me what an awful person I am
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19 Oct 2024
Yep just the sort of thing id expect to find in a northern Greek dive bar bathroom
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4 Jul 2024
just remembered that Bow Down is one of the best songs I've ever heard, impeccable production, haunting lyrics, just phenomenal
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7 Jun 2024
Elektrenai...
5 Jun 2024
Do you ever randomly think about someone from your past and think, “I hope you’re well, wherever you are”?
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30 May 2024
I'm really upset, just got bad feedback from a client twice in a row for work I'd gone over as meticulously as possible, yet still missed glaring translation errors on my part. Feel like shit. Either I'm overtired or I'm starting to lose any edge I had and have started slipping.
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22 May 2024
Got that rarest of birthday gifts this morning: 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Thank you, baby.
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15 Apr 2024
File under kids say the darnedest things, but a lady asked my toddler whether she'd like a hug and lots of love for her birthday next week and my kid looked at her intensely and said "love is fake" very irritably
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14 Feb 2024
I asked and received. My valentine's day gift, Lidl socks, from Lidl.
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27 Jan 2024
Do I know anyone who knows anyone about DJ controllers and midi mapping? Or about midi out and finding the right midi address for something passive like a VU meter?
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23 Jan 2024
Ah, transparency. Only nft ads. I've never googled them, never watched a video about them, never even made an apes gone slurp juice tweet, but all I get all day long are fucking nft ads.
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