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22 Oct 2022
ever think how you can go to the park and just take a duck? who's going to stop you?
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Chad retweeted
7 Sep 2025
he's cooking hard this week
ALT "Mayor Wayne Brown says by the time 2 million further houses are built in Auckland, most of us will be dead."
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30 Jul 2025
I see Russia show up on my phone and Iโm like oh fuck guess weโre getting nuked
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Chad retweeted
20 Jun 2025
NZ does business with ๐บ๐ธ all ๐ฌ๐ง sorts ๐ซ๐ท of murderous ๐ฆ๐บ regimes ๐ฎ๐ฑ
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9 Jun 2025
it's too late I already depicted myself as the chad hedgehog thief and you as the soy cat victim
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21 May 2025
The other day my "nothing" guy called. He just said "its happening" and hung up
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8 Apr 2025
even your problems are ones of excess. be serious.
8 Apr 2025
Hmm.
Does having the "best lives on the planet" consist of having 50K self-storage centers stuffed to the gills with Chinese crap?
Cause that's what we've got.
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1 Feb 2025
Embracing change, championing equality, and fighting for a sustainable future - because the world deserves nothing less. How about you? ๐โ #WokeAF #ClimateJustice #EqualityForAll
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Chad retweeted
22 Jan 2025
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21 Jan 2025
If he looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then โฆ nahhh he just accidentally threw a nazi salute, right guys?
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6 Dec 2024
6 Dec 2024
Plus Australia is a hilly country - we are not the Netherlands where itโs flat.
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