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this was so funny
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Replying to @simonnz_
also.
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Joseph Mooney and Carl Worker fighting on the tl
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Both need to log off
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The least believable part of this is National above 30%
BREAKING Party Vote | Roy Morgan. National: 30.5% ( 5) Labour: 26.5% (-7) Greens: 12.5% ( 1.5 NZF: 11.0% (-0.5) ACT: 10.0% (-0.5) Opportunity: 6.0% ( 2) TPM: 2.5% (-0.5) D: April 27 – May 24 | R: 870 /- April 2026
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Lmao
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It's chart time! Here is what overall Govt spending looks like for the next fiscal year - as even it's mostly Health, Super, Welfare, and Education:
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🚨🇳🇿 Chris Luxon has banned Timtams in NZ He said "it's not a New Zealand value, but an Australian degeneracy" Your thoughts on this?
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Brownie coming in and cucking Jones???
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Full video for everyone's viewing "pleasure".
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Grok, fix the economy by the election make no mistakes
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Might be the first time we're testing the normies vote on vibes not policy theory
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Going to be funny went the government gets a $2 billion bill for Claude after trying to save money by firing public servants
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The only authentic poster left on this hell site
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Australians talking about Queenstown becoming a major economic hub is bit weird, but at the same time New Zealanders talk about the Gold Coast like it's some sort of promised land.
NZ could decide to have a low income tax regime for high income earners and just poach the lot of these across the ditch so easily Turn Kerikeri and Queenstown into massive Australian outposts
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NZfirst campaigning on taking back our country
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Every National party policy is like "we will kick homeless people off the street and reduce crime" and then NZFirst announces that they'll give everyone a free horse
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lmao, NCEA is far from world class
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Always interesting that Canada is as poor as New Zealand despite having lots of resources and being right next to the US. Like they should easily be wealthier than Australia
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The government probably doesn't need to own shares in a failing airline
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