Iβm not a witch. Iβm nothing youβve heard. Iβm you. π// priv: @c_didactylus / Editor for @CBSNews
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burgaology; the rise of burgerism π retweeted
pov you're being tortured by the imperial Japanese army but you forgot your glasses
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burgaology; the rise of burgerism π retweeted
Did my undergrad in Lawrence, Kansas before moving to Algiers, Algeria β two of my favorite places to live β and these World Cup videos are giving me so much joy! πβ€οΈπ€ π©πΏ π» β½οΈ
My dear Algerians, while in Lawrence: check out Free State Brewery for dinner, grab coffee 24/7 at Javaluiah just off Massachusetts Ave keep your eyes open for all the John Brown statues, and β DONβT miss Haskell Indian Nations University, the biggest intertribal institution of higher education in the States!
Et bien-sΓ»r: 1, 2, 3 β VIVA ALGERIE! πβ€οΈπ€π©πΏβ½οΈπ
#WorldCup2026
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Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual
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Woke Fable is pure tourist shit. Real FableHeads would marry a guy by sexually assaulting him in public until he fell in love with you, then youβd move in together, then youβd spend hours doing the fart interaction and then youβd sacrifice him to the void to max your Evil
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Also yes; Fable is woke.
Always has been.
Molyneux is a π end but that man and Lionshead fought tooth & nail to make sure everyone was Bi and DTF in the games.
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Calling it βWoke Fableβ is like calling beef βCow Beefβ or water βWet Waterβ
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I am crippled, my back is deformed, and Iβve always had bad posture.
Because of this, I like to do a party trick. My average slouched height is like 5β11/5β10β.
After stretching for a few minutes, and Iβve measured, I can increase my height all the way up to 6β2β
Fuck a face reveal, letβs height reveal. You first
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One time I had to go to two different doctors in two days in the same network (urgent care, then GP).
Height at urgent care: 5β10β(I was in a lot of pain)
Height at the GP: 6β1β(actually stretched and was feeling better)
Staff was so confused and requested my ID π
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Itβs also fun because when Iβm at clubs I can do the sexy stretches and then I can walk up to some short stack and tower over her.
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I was flipping through channels and ended up on NHK and no joke I heard a Japanese correspondent speak in an accent best described as βJapanese-Anglo-Indianβ.
Linguistics are so fucking cool.
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Like heβd use the specific βAaHhhβ sound that you hear from posh brits & Indians but is very rarely, if ever, used in Japanese
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This might be the closest weβll get to knowing what Meji-era samurai-turned-statesmen sounded like
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Theyβre inventing whole new types of Chudlings
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A new troublemaker has arrived. Weβre excited to welcome a kea chick to the Cincinnati Zoo family. Native to New Zealand, keas are known as the worldβs only alpine parrots and are famous for their intelligence, curiosity, and mischievous personalities.
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burgaology; the rise of burgerism π retweeted
You think because you say "I'm Axis" and wearing German tif in Pacific map?
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This the exact type of video that caused WhatsApp uncles (global south version of FOX News viewers) to do Brazilian January 6th.
Now their guy is constantly going in & out of hospitals because he keeps internally shitting himself.
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