Ex Cop. Private Eye. Midwestern Supremacist. I write about guns, politics, and pop culture
Joined September 2019
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Some weeb A-10 Warthog pilot coming home from Iran put mf Sephiroth on his jet 😂
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It’s not Graham Platner’s fault that the Waffen SS was absolutely GOATed at graphic design
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People who go jogging on city streets are literal psychopaths.
Like you’re seriously gonna disrupt traffic and risk getting hit by a car just to stick to a shitty ass 10:30 pace instead of stopping at red lights? FOH
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Maybe putting a retarded South African and his army of faggot software devs in charge of government spending was a bad idea
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Ok, fellas, we see all your tags and we get it.
But.
Being a shitty person doesn't make someone a legitimate military target under international law. Climbing on a tank for internet clout isn't enough to become a combatant.
Do something that actually qualifies — then we can talk. Until then, we'll keep our drones for real military targets 😉
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Caiman | Private Investigator retweeted
After the woman stabbed the rapist in the eye, there was a furious police debate about the size of the medal they’d award her.
Jun 6
A man sexually assaulted a woman as she walked in the Loop this afternoon.
Then, police say, another woman stabbed the rapist in his eye.
Charges pending.
cwbchicago.com/2026/06/bysta…
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No Fucking Way 😂
The pilot of the USAF F-15E shot down over Iran had been shot down just weeks earlier by a Kuwaiti F/A-18C - The High Side
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Incredible historical reference, George Lucas. And how would these Carthaginian tradesman speak?
"Chinese"
May 31
A wonderful piece of SW Prequel ship design is the Lukrehulk. It is clearly designed to mirror the harbor of Carthage, denoting both incredible naval power and significant affluence through trade.
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"This is a low rent neighborhood in Chicago. Young people could move here and gentrify it"
'But that's Austin, the most violent part of Chicago'
"Nonsense, Chicago isn't nearly as violent as people claim"
'Yes yes, but that's only if you aggregate the entire city. It's well known that some pockets of the city are very dangerous'
"So that's why this isn't actually Austin, the violent neighborhood. It's just a low-rent neighborhood in Chicago. Chicago isn't as violent as people say"
'Hang on, you're suggesting that packaging places like Englewood and Austin together with Lincoln Park and Lakeview and just calling it *Chicago* means that the perceived risk profile of moving to the bad neighborhood is lowered?'
"Correct. And the best part is, the ratings committees on Bluesky and Reddit see *Chicago* and assess it great safety ratings no matter what. Simply call the neighborhood Chicago and suddenly the entire place is considered diversified"
'But what about realtor crime maps? Wouldn't those give it away immediately to any potential homebuyers?'
"Don't be ridiculous, we got rid of those crime maps years ago"
'And people living in Andersonville and Uptown will help market these houses in Austin and Englewood as being fungible goods to their own properties?'
"They will literally do it for free on their own time all across social media"
May 27
Chicago continues to have a lot of low rent neighborhoods. People moved to wicker park for the low rents 40 years ago when it had high crime and was low in amenities. Are young people today willing to take that chance today with say, East Garfield Park, etc. is the question.
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Caiman | Private Investigator retweeted
May 22
The data is even more revealing when you remove suicides.
In 2024, America had 15,364 gun homicides.
The same year, Europe had around 62,700 deaths from summer heat.
America had ~2000.
That's a policy choice.
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It's interesting that the 2A community has more or less settled on practical / competitive shooting as the primary vector to train shooting skills (it is) vs "Operator LARP"
I never want to see another "Civilian CQB" video on YouTube ever again
May 21
Dudes will say I “died” 12 times for not pieing the transparent mesh walls
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Boy do I hate being right all the time...
We’re gonna get the shittiest Michael Bay movie out of this…
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SOCOM seeking a replacement upper for the M4 that can use hypervelocity 5.56 ammo
soldiersystems.net/2026/05/2…
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I love this company’s marketing because every time their ejection seats saves someone in a plane crash they’re just like
May 18
Yesterday, two Boeing E/A-18G Growlers collided mid-air during an airshow demonstration at Mountain Home AFB, Idaho.
All four pilots successfully ejected using the Martin-Baker US14A (NACES) Ejection Seat.
#EngineeringForLife
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May 9
this is what it feels like to live in chicago
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