I believe in our extraordinary system of government. If you put party before country you're doing it wrong. My opinions are my own.
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Self-proclaimed "truth seekers" and those proud of "questioning everything" might benefit from the following:
koenfucius.medium.com/factuaโฆ
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28 Aug 2025
Twitter (it's always Twitter to me ๐) break.
Be well.
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โThe discoloration on the presidentโs hand is superficial and no cause for worryโin fact, it is probably one of his healthiest anatomical regions,โ said White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt theonion.com/white-house-dowโฆ
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26 Aug 2025
Heh... Johnny asks a question, but blocks when he doesn't want to hear an answer.
26 Aug 2025
Why would it be a lie, exactly? Don't people buy and live in 2 homes?
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JD Vance Asks National Guard Member If He Can Touch Gun theonion.com/jd-vance-asks-nโฆ
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CallMeEOnly ๐๐๐งT6๐ retweeted
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One of the greatest Russian psyops was convincing millions of crayon-eating pudding brains that they could do their own research.
The idea was to break down trust in the West in institutions, education, and experience - and it worked.
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So the White House scrambled Meal Team 6, part of the Gravy Seals, under the command of Colonel Sanders, with the help of the Special Flavors Unit to invade the rich West End neighborhood of DC. This was all part of Dessert Storm, and the arrest was coordinated by Mac
Ops command. He was charged with one count of assault with a deli weapon. Yes, this is your tax dollars at work.
-- @LegalEagle
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20 Aug 2025
Just in case anyone is wondering, slavery was bad.
Any alleged "good things" to have come from it weren't worth the price by a factor so great, mathematics doesn't have a word with which it can be described.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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CallMeEOnly ๐๐๐งT6๐ retweeted
To the left of the jellyfish are the flat-earthers.
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Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing theonion.com/fun-getaway-witโฆ
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JD Vance Booed โBy Own Reflection โIn Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-โฆ
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14 Aug 2025
Bit of a snowflake... ๐๐๐
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I don't know what makes people gay, exactly. It's not my concern. Live and let live.
You just seem to be quite focused on the topic, as you keep bringing it up.
I simply offered to help find places where you can connect with the folks you seem most interested in. ๐
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13 Aug 2025
Normally, I'd take issue with the sophomoric rhetoric from a politican, but this is some pretty good trolling.
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DONALD โTACOโ TRUMP, AS MANY CALL HIM, โMISSEDโ THE DEADLINE!!! CALIFORNIA WILL NOW DRAW NEW, MORE โBEAUTIFUL MAPS,โ THEY WILL BE HISTORIC AS THEY WILL END THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY (DEMS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE!). BIG PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH POWERFUL DEMS AND GAVIN NEWSOM โ YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR โ THAT WILL BE DEVASTATING FOR โMAGA.โ THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! โ GN
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing theonion.com/protesters-urgeโฆ
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Lots of astonishingly insecure folks responding to this... ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
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Warm, Encouraging Email From CEO Quickly Identified As Phishing Attempt theonion.com/warm-encouraginโฆ
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website theonion.com/doj-removes-allโฆ
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