Dog Mom, Forensic Psych Major, All-Around Solid Human; Catch me judging myself 24/7 ✌🏼

Joined November 2011
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27 May 2023
I have been through the challenges God laid before me. And I tell you what, not once did He leave me. God is SO good. And He will never let you walk alone ❤️🙏🏼🙌🏼
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I am a victim of viral ear worm songs. It first was Choosin’ Texas, and now the Puerto Rico song…how do I sue Instagram for infringement of mental health rights lmfao
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I’m living the life I prayed about. Thank YOU, God 🙏🏼
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Kylee retweeted
Shut them all down, we can live without AI data centers we can’t live without clean water.
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AI data centers will use up enough clean water for 1.3 billion people by 2030 according to a United Nations report.
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A UNU report projects AI data center *energy* consumption will be equivalent to 2.2 years of energy use by 1.3 billion sub-saharans. Data Centers are projected to use 3.7tril liters of water by 2030, or the anual water needs of 500mil sub-saharans. Ref. Page 33: collections.unu.edu/eserv/UNU:1064…
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Kylee retweeted
The argument that children hold you back, and keep you from achieving, only sounds true to those who don’t have children Because everyone who has children knows there is no greater motivation to do better, become better, and make the world better than the moment you meet your child
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If it does not serve you purpose, let it go
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My dachshund goes absolutely FERAL the moment he realizes where we are. I have witnessed him trying to jump out of the window to one. What do they put in this WHIPPED CREAM 😂

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Kylee retweeted
May 18
Not to sound geriatric but...you know what i miss? Turning something on and it just works. No account setup. No app download. No QR code. No "sign in to continue". Just plug it in and it does the thing its supposed to do.
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Watching my son play with the girl in our neighborhood he has a crush on…makes my heart happy in ways I can’t explain 😭
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The 4 month sleep regression is hell on earth. The newborn stage was cake 🥲
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They’re currently flying over my hometown at the moment…patriotic AF
Replying to @BuzzPatterson
This part trips me out. Th preparation that goes into this.
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I woke up and FaceTimed my husband to make a bottle for our daughter…tell me how this man got up early to drive over an hour round trip to buy the flowers I loved YESTERDAY to surprise me with 😭😭😭
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Last Mother’s Day I was freshly pregnant unbeknownst to myself, and this year I get to celebrate my first one. God is good in every way 🙏🏼💜
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I swear I have the HAPPIEST baby ever in the morning 🥹
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Most infuriating thing as a female at work is knowing I’m 1000% right when it comes to paperwork but nobody believing me 🙃
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The hardest part about being a parent is watching your kids rush to grow up when they have no idea what those “big kid/adult decisions” mean and wanting to preserve as much of their innocence as possible
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Somebody get this bitch
If someone treated my dog like this, I’m going to jail.
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I still dress like 2016 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Ella Langley is sad girl bad girl vibes 🌼☀️🤠
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I wish @JustIngredients would sponsor me while breastfeeding 🥲
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“My Little Girl” by Tim McGraw has such a different meaning now with a little girl of my own 😭😭😭
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