We all know what this copypasta means on Canadian job postings. The brain-fucking part isn't really the discrimination, it's the Celebration Parallax: it's not happening (you crazy), and it's Good that it is

The left was hoping that the weather would ruin the birthday cage match and instead it just made Trump look like a literal wizard.

Protect what is yours

DID YOU KNOW🚨: Hermaphroditic flatworms engage in penis fencing duels. Each tries to stab the other to inject sperm. The "winner" fertilizers the other, becoming the father. The "loser" is inseminated, becomes the mother, and must bear the cost of pregnancy.

Carney: Canada is a mosaic, not a melting pot. And this is the distinction that matters. Because a mosaic doesn't dissolve or blend its pieces. Each is stitched to each and all the pieces hold all. And the beauty is in the arrangement, not in the blending.

It would be funny if they made something like that for Europe

Every marriage is unique, because it is a meld between two weird people. Every heterosexual couple's dynamic is so unique that comparing them makes as much sense as comparing the pracital nuts and bolts of the sex lives of gay men and lesbian women. Men do not arrive fully formed individuals to fully formed individual women and start a relationship as a overt cooperation-formal-contract. Your boyfriend didnt show up to the relationship fully formed and not asking you if you want a glass of water, and you didn't show up to the relationship fully formed wanting a glass of water (or well I just wanted him to ask to show he cares). YOU grew INTO that dynamic together. That was not something that was "already there", which then "happened to you", it was a dynamic that you let come into being. It is not a reflection of some universal truth about Men and Relationships and Women as these large metaphysical categories. It is your relationship, and half of it or more, is you. Not even a reflection. What people arrive to the relationship as is half-people, cripples, half-finished, poorly put together, scrambling to make it work. What you CAN do together is to become whole, to grow into something better together. But if you expect people to arrive "finished", as "good people", then you will do the opposite, and deteriorate together, and develop a dynamic that cycles you through anxiety and frustration and pettiness

Every single living writing system besides Chinese is descended from Egyptian through Phoenician.

🚨NEW: Bluesky will not be included in the under-16s social media ban

I don’t need to get into it as many married men have their own personal minefields to navigate in this regard but the only real response to these legitimately insane ideas is “Would it seriously kill you to just lie back and spread your legs for 10 minutes 2-3 times per week?”

I’ve had a number of conversations with folks inside and outside government about the current situation with Anthropic, and here is what I believe to be true: — As we know, Anthropic publicly released its Mythos class models earlier this week under the commercial name Fable. — Fable is Mythos with guardrails. But if those guardrails fail, then you’ve exposed Mythos and its advanced cyber capabilities to people who shouldn’t have them. (Keep in mind that Anthropic itself widely promoted the idea that Mythos was a cyberweapon and needed to be regulated as such. They asked for government regulation of Mythos and championed the guardrails on Fable. If there is a vulnerability — big or small — it is Anthropic’s responsibility to patch.) — A highly credible trusted partner of both Anthropic and the USG who was testing Fable came forward with a jailbreak of those guardrails. The Admin asked Dario to fix the jailbreak or de-deploy the model. Dario refused. — In their blog post, Anthropic defended its decision by saying the jailbreak isn’t serious. That is not what the trusted partner and the USG believe; nor is that kind of minimizing language consistent with Anthropic’s brand as the AI safety company. It’s difficult to fathom how they could claim a jailbreak allowing operability of a cyber weapon could be defined as not “serious.” — In the past, Anthropic has always said that safety must be top priority and taken super seriously. In this case, Anthropic prioritized the continued offering of the consumer model over safety. — In reaction, the Admin issued the export control. The Admin did this reluctantly. It’s been very surprised that Anthropic hasn’t wanted to cooperate with a reasonable safety request (ie fixing the jailbreak issue). Anthropic’s reaction is very much at odds with their branding and ethos as a safe AI research community. — The Admin’s hope now is that Anthropic remediates the safety issue, the export control is lifted, and Fable goes back into general release. The Admin wants all of this to happen as soon as possible. It is frankly bewildered that Anthropic hasn’t wanted to comply with safety requests that it previously said were its highest priority. — Those trying to misdirect and tie this action to the prior DoW/Anthropic issues are wrong. The Admin values Anthropic’s technical capabilities and feels that this issue, while serious, should be easily resolved. The ball is in Anthropic’s court.

I'm told Anthropic is perplexed by the situation they are facing, so they've turned to @k8em0 to do their on-the-record rapid response. These people really just don't get it....

Daniel Craig's daughter won't receive a large inheritance from her dad, as he finds inheritances "distasteful" and does not "want to leave great sums to the next generation." He told Insider, "My philosophy is to get rid of it or give it away before you go."