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"banger" yeah I know that's why I tweeted it
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saila (in sf) retweeted
Everything is basically playing out how I imagined it would when I was 19 and reading Bostrom in my college dorm. And yet every day I wake up feeling a mild shock that it actually is going this way.
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You don’t really see girls with boyish haircuts and slightly angular features nowadays.
Last time we found one we made her internet-famous as a “greek towelboy”.
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.@grok how expensive would it be for Elon to use SpaceX to put tungsten rods on multiple Starlink satellites such that there would be 24/7 coverage of Washington DC?
If there’s a D President and Congress in 2029, they’ll take everything and put him in prison. Easy as taking candy from a baby.
Money means nothing to men with swords
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SAN FRANCISCO YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR AN H100 RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF SERVER, GO INTO IT RIGHT NOW AND PUT A HARD DRIVE INTO YOUR POCKET. THEIR DATA IS YOUR DATA AS OF RIGHT NOW.
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Turkish Lab releases new gain of function-derived pickpocketing.
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*spits blood* fuck you
My son said “dad I’m gonna trick Gary (Oak) into picking the worst pokemon.” And I was like “oh which one is that?”
“Bulbasaur.” 😂
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Extent to which White House allies are signalling this is a culture war issue, not a technical one, is striking.
[2024: SpaceX launch delayed because of environmental group concerns over damaged nests.]
Extent to which White House allies are signaling that this is a culture war issue, not a technical one, is striking
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Extent to which White House allies are signalling this is a culture war issue, not a technical one, is striking.
[Biden White House warns of "winter of severe illness and death"]
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Extent to which White House allies are signalling this is a culture war issue, not a technical one, is striking.
[Trump mugshot // Trump 34 felony counts over a segmented 130,000 dollar payment.]
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I am 90% sure I've discovered the alt account of someone very well known in the VC/tech world. Great account. Post onwards.
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Another billion dollars in enterprise value has been lit on fire because they refuse to hire a Chief Chud Officer.
I'm told Anthropic is perplexed by the situation they are facing, so they've turned to @k8em0 to do their on-the-record rapid response. These people really just don't get it....
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The net present value of Anthropic hiring a Chief Chud Officer (CCO) is in the high hundred millions and growing.
For all of the genuinely novel national security issues presented by what Anthropic is building, one of the most striking things is how intensely conventional Dario's kitchen cabinet on these issues remain
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The US government keeps trying to nerf Anthropic in the way you would nerf a defense company, which just gives Anthropic more momentum.
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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I’m at the place if anyone is around today.
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I did not eat breakfast today and I’m going to be honest I’m not feeling super great.
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The young and bright earnest former-libs at lighthaven are way cooler and more interesting than all the people they themselves think are cool or interesting.
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I did not eat breakfast today and I’m going to be honest I’m not feeling super great.
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