Flat Earther

Joined October 2019
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17 Jun 2021
Hyde Park is ours 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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I live near a beach tbf
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Doesn’t matter your political view, this lockdown is hurting everyone in some way. Check on your buddies.
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If we decide to riot, please make sure you wear your face mask xx
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Might just mess around and buy a small hut next to a beach in Australia w the boiz and just straight goose it up every day.
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Now that is a good boy
I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.
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Every time I see a maccies sign
can’t help falling in love by elvis presley... youtu.be/xuAeycIT6Hc
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Its sad that one day I will outgrow the urge to run and slap the top of a door frame in a hallway.
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Callum Cruickshank retweeted
9 Sep 2020
boris please don’t ground me you literally told me to do it :(
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What’s your favourite m&m and why is it the blue one?
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Callum Cruickshank retweeted
27 Aug 2020
Olde skoole analog synthesizer from ancient Britain
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Sam Tompkins is outstanding
21 Aug 2020
okay but what about this version? GOD IT'S ANOTHER LEVEL OF INSANE
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Deadlifts are therapeutic
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Shit maybe I’m made out of cake too?!
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Callum Cruickshank retweeted
This is how much marijuana it would take to kill you — from @davidschmader's excellent book, "Weed."
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If I have a daughter, I can’t wait to tell her how beautiful she looks everyday
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Oh shit, me and @elonmusk have the same birthday. Does that make me smart?
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Well... skate 4 is happening YAY 🥳
Now would be a great time for @EA to announce Skate 4
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Now would be a great time for @EA to announce Skate 4
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Why?
Bottles and a bike thrown at police horses.
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