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Joined September 2015
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.@David_Cameron it was a one time thing. Stop texting me.
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Until some news breaks that makes this account relevant again, I'll be enjoying this decidedly unpolitical show at the @freefringefest in Edinburgh. #edfringe #edfringe2019 tinyurl.com/y4c4ue6j

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In an effort to avoid getting fucked, I'm going to #VoteLabour
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Is this Trump stuff true or are they just taking the piss?
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I highly recommend supporting this comedy album. Highly DO NOT recommend certain other activities. kck.st/2gsOxKx

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I always get someone in trouble when I open my mouth, but consider this comedy record from America. It's quite good. kck.st/2gsOxKx

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Some luck. Pre-#Brexit all I wanted was the PM to pull out.
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Looks like somebody finished early again.
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To answer your questions: I happen to be male. Hope that's not too shocking...don't want to overshadow the news that I'm a bloody PIG.
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Conservatives scrapping free school meals? Not the first time a Tory's left me less than a mouthful.
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Ugh. Just got my ex on Tinder...
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Thanks for making me the number 2 pig sex personality on Twitter.
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It was a long night...
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Flattered, but I thought your leaders preferred horses.
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Nevermind. I found out the process for verification and I'm not doing that again.
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How do I get verified?
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The whole episode left me with a bad taste in my mouth.
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Cameron likes pork. I prefer sausage.
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I ask that you respect my privacy in this difficult time.
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Look, it's embarrassing for me, too.
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