Make water your drink of choice! Parody account.
Joined January 2019
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29 Apr 2020
Do it, do it, do it!
29 Apr 2020
Canadians urged to eat more fries as 200 million pounds of potatoes become latest food victim of COVID-19 nationalpost.com/life/food/c…
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29 Apr 2020
Endorsed!
28 Apr 2020
I had no idea. Because of restaurant closures, there are nearly 200 million pounds of Canadian french fry potatoes STUCK IN STORAGE. In Belgium, they're urging people to eat fries twice a week. I am taking on this fight for our country. WILL YOU HELP? ctv.news/WXWb5tF
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23 Jul 2019
There's no need for imprisonment when you can just force feed people kale chips as punishment instead.
20 Jul 2019
Is @JustinTrudeau going to impose fines and threats of imprisonment if we don't follow @CanadaFoodGuide like he did with long form census? #TrudeauMustGo
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23 Jul 2019
Eat whatever you want, okay? Just don't fight anymore!
23 Jul 2019
I’m in a park in Yorkville and a fistfight has just broken out over the Canada Food Guide. We live in dangerous times, #cdnpoli.
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18 Jul 2019
Disgusting. This meal lacks cheese curds, gravy AND french fries.
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18 Jul 2019
Yeah but it's also a tasty carcinogen, and a drink or two can really help take the edge off.
18 Jul 2019
#alcoholawareness Pleased to see the Canada Food Guide also taking a strong stance on Alcohol related harms to Canadian's-A Global Public Health issue-Alcohol is a known carcinogen
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18 Jul 2019
I love animals. They're delicious!
18 Jul 2019
The new UN/Canada food guide does not have any animal products. It was based on the UN's opinion of what is sustainable rather than what is the healthiest. The Liberals wasted a lot of tax dollars on this UN food guide. Our food guide needs to be fixed or scrapped.
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18 Jul 2019
FYI, these things are definitely going to be in the next updated version of me.
12 Jun 2019
When the @bluejays come to bat, it’s time to rally your family and friends with these easy CADBURY DAIRY MILK Peanut Butter Buttons!
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18 Jul 2019
*fans self*
18 Jul 2019
The new #Canada Food Guide is the most forward thinking Food Guide we've ever had. It's exciting. #canadasfoodguide food-guide.canada.ca/en/
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18 Jul 2019
Everybody loooooves me.
18 Jul 2019
As far as I see, the only ppl unhappy with the new food guide are members of the food/bev industry that feel their products are not being promoted enough. Even Canada's loudest critic of the former food guide, @YoniFreedhoff, is happy with the new one. weightymatters.ca/2019/01/br…
18 Jul 2019
Honestly, can we just lock the dairy farmers and the vegans a room and let them sort it out?
18 Jul 2019
@AndrewScheer whining about 'lack of #science' in Canada Food Guide is code for 'didn't listen enough to special interests.' ow.ly/3BDg50v53T9
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18 Jul 2019
Thank you. I think I'm pretty amazing too.
18 Jul 2019
Maybe not use the word cooperate. Canada's food guide is so amazing I still think I'm dreaming. But we need to use our own critical thinking. Climate change is backed by science and it's obviously real, it's right in front of us.
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18 Jul 2019
Want. Some.
18 Jul 2019
Honestly, they can pry my jalapeno cheetos from my cold dead hands.
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18 Jul 2019
I'm actually quite practical. For example, if it's been a long week, i recommend just ordering pizza on Friday.
Scheer says he will review 'ideologically driven' Food Guide if he becomes PM ctv.news/ehFO4mU #cdnpoli
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18 Jul 2019
Truth!
18 Jul 2019
But for Health Canada bureaucrats and the Canada Food Guide, we would all be passed out in a gutter, hand in chip bag and belly full of candy.
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6 Feb 2019
Never. Do you see Doritos, Twinkies, or french fries listed? No? Well, they still sell those at the grocery store too.
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28 Jan 2019
Nope. I'm a food guide, not a magician.
Does Canada's revamped food guide bridge cultural divides? bit.ly/2DBTnPC
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28 Jan 2019
You know what causes man boobs? Too much cheese.
28 Jan 2019
@CanadaFoodGuide My American friend says that soy sauce causes men's breast to become larger. Is this benefit applicable to the USA only or does it affect Canada as well? #diet #foodphotography #nutrition4medics
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25 Jan 2019
I'm sorry. Nutrition is my forte, I'm not very good with relationship advice (other than "don't eat alone")
25 Jan 2019
.@drakefenton and I had a big blowout over the new Canada Food Guide. I wish this was a joke.
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