Cap rates and rate caps are the same thing / 0.65 unit(s) under management
Joined May 2026
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Potential LP (lol) doing DD on Paul’s company: “Let’s get kroll to do their checks”
Kroll: “Sirs, we located the founder’s socials and they’re… private”
LP: “Rats! Alas, surely there is no hidden behavior that we should be curious about. Sign sub docs & release the $15M wire!”
He can’t unlock he is fundraising.
Sure bro.
If I was fundraising I would definitely want my account open to any and all people.
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You guys underestimate just how negative my net worth is
Jun 12
🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.
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Calculating the luxury tax, talking about vibes, being the vibes, wondering when it’s over
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Jun 12
Me using fable 5 to alphabetize my 3 item grocery list
Claude Fable 5 has been out for a couple of days. Some projects people have already built with it:
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Jun 12
I try not to use WhatsApp because I’m a red blooded American but why is it every time someone sends me a picture on there it looks like they put Vaseline over their camera lens
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Jun 11
Fun fact, Steve Buscemi was 54 when he filmed this 30 Rock episode
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Calipari last night in the front row watching De’Aaron Fox and KAT go up against each other
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Massive crowd on the Upper West Side starts chanting “UPS” simply because a UPS truck pulls up #GoKnicks
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Jun 10
.@FreddyLA7 back in Germany when some random kraut talks shit about America
Jun 10
This is the most “The European mind can’t comprehend this” moment of my life. One of my friends said, “Punch me five times tomorrow and I’ll still think this isn’t real.”
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Jun 8
I’m proposing a merger, the synergies are unbelievable
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Jun 8
Thank god it’s “looksmatched” and not “personalitymatched” or I’d be even more cooked than I am
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Jun 8
“These US stadiums have a horrible aesthetic”
Jun 6
These US stadiums have a horrible aesthetic
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Jun 8
HR when you ask for clearly defined career track expectations and opportunities for advancement
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Jun 7
Line culture this, line culture that, the only “line culture” I recognize is 2am in a dive bar bathroom
my culture is not your costume
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Jun 7
I’m new to this app and trying to fit in by starting a podcast just so I can invite @HunterBiden to come on it (I’ve never listened to a podcast in my life)
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NYC man inks entire back with Mount Rushmore of Knicks greats - shocking even Jalen Brunson trib.al/yjOe6sM
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Hunter Biden shitposting on this app is going to give us the glorious #WhiteBoySummer we were promised in 2020
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