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BREAKING: Trump and Republicans hit with MORE bad news as a new poll from Quinnipiac University finds that President Biden’s approval rating just skyrocketed 9% in a single month after a slew of legislative victories for him and the Democrats. RT TO CONGRATULATE PRESIDENT BIDEN!
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BREAKING: MAGA Senator Lindsey Graham threatens that there will be “riots in the streets” if Donald Trump is prosecuted for his dangerous and criminal mishandling of classified documents. RT IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD PROSECUTE HIM ANYWAY AND LOCK UP ANY RIOTERS!
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21 Feb 2022
Wth is the deal with @BorisJohnson ‘s hair? I need this explained..
17 Feb 2022
#wtf I can’t believe they posed for a pic of this.
21 Jan 2022
Want to win 🧦Socks. For Life. 🧦from @DarnTough? Seriously, they really are that good 👉 #MadeInUSA #LifetimeGuarantee swee.ps/UaHZzV_ffcwvgL

31 Dec 2021
Totally agree 💯
29 Dec 2021

5 Nov 2021
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Poly in the News: Good polyamory at last in a TV series, Kwanzaa in a poly home, finding family, a holiday podcast marathon, and more dlvr.it/SFx99K

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He scares me 😂🐘
Nick Saban ripping the fan base, in front of the fan base is magnificent. x.com/edsbs/status/146369501…
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24 Nov 2021
Anyone else out there hate #CallofDutyWarzone but totally dig #callofdutycoldwar? #ColdWar
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6 Nov 2021
Whatever you do, don’t order anything from @getquip. Placed order 10/15/21 and it’s now 11/5 and tracking still shows nothing has shipped even though they say it does. One email from them. No updates. Nothing. Pointless.
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Translation: He and his staff were both involved
26 Oct 2021
Rep. Mo Brooks told me he had "no involvement” in planning the Jan 6 rally but said: “I don’t know if my staff did.. but if they did I’d be proud of them for helping to put together a rally lawful under the First Amendment at the ellipse to protest voter fraud & election theft."
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I have accepted the invitation to brief the Facebook Oversight Board about what I learned while working there. Facebook has lied to the board repeatedly, and I am looking forward to sharing the truth with them.
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Replying to @cheersitskatie
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29 Sep 2021
Great tweet. And true.
Just arrest one Republican for breaking the law and the faith of millions in the justice system would begin to be restored.
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6 Sep 2021
A new study of breakthrough Covid-19 infections finds that vaccines not only reduce the risk of severe disease and hospitalization, but also can lower the odds of having long-term Covid-19 symptoms. cnn.it/3kWY6zH

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It's a myth that one person can be your everything. It's okay to need multiple people, multiple friends, and even multiple lovers in your life.
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Conservative* House Democrats. Let’s stop pretending that Dems who threaten to tank the President’s agenda, kill childcare/Medicare expansion, and work w/ GOP to expand the cruelest parts of our immigration system are “moderate.” They are not moderate. They’re conservative.
🚨 I'm hearing that at least 8-10 moderate House Democrats are privately expressing willingness to vote against the budget resolution if Pelosi does not schedule a vote on the bipartisan infrastructure bill first...
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