This clip will be pinned to my account until me and @opbrahwindfury get our money from @VitoComedy.

America is the greatest country in the world and it’s not even close 🇺🇸

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

Remember that time Kratos killed a hydra to get a key to a door, and then he let the guy with the key fall to his death because……………. Anyways he’s not gonna like you if you don’t buy his dead wife game.

Just so you know, it may look like "Rainbow Flag" T-shirts that I'm wearing today, but I am not a gay.

Happy june 1st #priDEMONth

Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸 May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.

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The tiger has to hunt The bear has to forage The cow has to graze But this Twitter user expects food to fall directly into his mouth simply because he opened it.

same

Walking past stranded Spirit flyers with my Delta ticket:

You are not responsible for the people who hit the blue button

You have a “Coexist” sticker dude I’m not letting you merge

Atlanta airport:

poop brother HH

RT @137Force: Henry Cavill's Superman jumping over both planes if he was at 9/11:

I wish everyone, including the haters and losers, a very happy Easter!

how it feels coming back to twitter and my entire feed is Japanese: