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6 May 2024
also, i LIE like ALL THE TIME
JUST FOR FUN
3 May 2024
if there's anything you need to know about me before reading my posts it's that I'm DUMB
like legit STUPID
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women don't squeegee themselves coming out of the shower? what
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i love seeing men shower. every man has a whole special method. women just get in there and start washing their hair, but men have a distinct 14 step protocol they carry out. my favorite is the part where they squeegee themselves before toweling.
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taoki retweeted
how you can give constructive feedback to anyone without directly:
1. identify the best (or least bad) element in the work
2. identify something improvable and say “I’d be curious to see what happens if you… (started with X / left out Y/etc)
3. lookin forward to the next one!
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idk why we're expected to lie to kids. like it's very obviously not a good drawing. i know that, im pretty sure he knows that. why would i lie to his face, just because he's 5? if anything it's more important to tell him the truth now so that he has time to get better at it
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idk why we're expected to lie to kids. like it's very obviously not a good drawing. i know that, im pretty sure he knows that. why would i lie to his face, just because he's 5? if anything it's more important to tell him the truth now so that he has time to get better at it
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they're going to seize the means of computation. they'll develop superintelligence but only allow access for whoever they deem worthy. they'll use it to monitor your every move, to ensure you never catch up. they'll enslave you and everyone you love, in the name of safety
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i am now pause ai but for big labs only. if you cannot guarantee free access to everyone you should not be allowed to develop superintelligence
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what's a conspiracy theory you actually believe?
i'll go first: dish soap companies invented these to make you use more soap
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it's funny with cooking you can freestyle as much as you want but with baking it's goddamn spellcasting, everything has to be in perfect order
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at the beach. women look disgusted. men are nodding approvingly. almost forgot this is the whole point
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ahhh my math is too dangerous ahhhhhh the world is gonna end China is gonna kill us if they can read my math ahhhhhhhhh
Jun 13
The US government, citing national security authorities, has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign national, whether inside or outside the United States, including foreign national Anthropic employees.
The net effect of this order is that we must abruptly disable Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to ensure compliance.
Access to all other Claude models is not affected.
We apologize for this disruption to our customers. We believe this is a misunderstanding and are working to restore access as soon as possible.
Read our full statement: anthropic.com/news/fable-myt…
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nonsexual touch is actually magical and a cornerstone of a good marriage, you're all just pornbrained beyond any resemblance of sanity
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there's a sex therapist who has a ritual of making out with her husband every night before bed, and so many of the comments on her posts are some version of "but what if he gets turned on and I don't want to have sex" and i need men to understand and prioritize non sexual touch.
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how do u tell someone u don't drink coffee but you'll have an espresso if they can make one without sounding like a complete dickwad
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vanilla is actually a really distinct and good flavor. it just got a bad rep for some reason
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Jun 13
i didn't use to get pebbles in my shoes. now i get it every day. this is something God decides based on how Good you have been but being more Good doesn't necessarily mean Less Pebbles
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imagine your mom using chatgpt to talk to you 😭😭😭😭😭
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if you're a trillionaire you could actually run Martingale. like what are the odds you lose 40 times in a row
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Elon could bet $200 BILLION on red, lose, and still be a trillionaire
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