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This so zesty lol
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"Iran has agreed to never have a Nuclear Weapon! Also, the story that the U.S. is paying Iran 300 million Dollars is Fake News, put out by the Dumocrats!!!" - President Donald J. Trump
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Basically
I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion
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In case you didn’t know
Turns out cutting off people who secretly hate you does wonders for your mental health.
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What is wrong with you people?
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Kinda bored so ima tweet sumn funny
uk rappers be like she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle
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Jun 15
Canon…canon…canon…
em algum momento você vai encontrar alguém com uma química absurda e é importante você saber que isso não significa nada…
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Jun 15
Low key everyone is a naturally great actor. We really be walking around freestyling the life movie. Great work everyone.
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Jun 8
And when your grandkids are like why didn't you invest in the Anthropic IPO and/or dollar cost average into it, what are you gonna tell them?
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Jun 3
In conclusion, get tf up.
Jun 3
Staying in bed b/c you're depressed and staying in bed b/c it feels so fucking good are two very different staying in beds but just know that there's a fine line between the two.
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Jun 3
Staying in bed b/c you're depressed and staying in bed b/c it feels so fucking good are two very different staying in beds but just know that there's a fine line between the two.
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Jun 3
Son fjord is a top 10 word. Wtf you mean f then a j and it's phonetically appealing?
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