Yes. We are all doooooomed!

“The more Sun Cream we use - the more Skin Cancer we get”

I used to think Roman Anthony was going to be another Mike Greenwell. Now I wonder if he is just another Andrew Benintendi…. 🤔. #redsox

Alex Bregman entered tonight with 73 ABs with runners in scoring position: • 26 wRC • 13 hits • 12 singles • 1 double • 19 strikeouts • .178 BA • .448 OPS Tonight? 0/2 in the 2 biggest spots of the game. Those stats above got worse. 150 million dollars

Any word on when Roman “Ted Williams” Anthony is due back? The Red Sox crack medical staff once told us he wouldn’t even need to go on the DL.

It’s so weird how Mookie Betts sucks now.

This team is not going to be able to score any runs. Horrible horrible offseason for the offense.

How rap music sounds after turning 40 . Thoughts 💭 ⁉️

THESE TRICKS CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY 1. Sudden panic attack – Touch something cold (water, phone, metal). Your brain switches from fear to safety mode. 2. Heart beating too fast – Cough 2–3 times forcefully. It resets your heart rhythm. 3. Can’t breathe properly – Put your hands on top of your head. Your lungs open up instantly. 4. Feeling dizzy – Focus on one spot and tense your legs. Blood rushes back to your brain. 5. Stuffy nose – Hold your breath and nod your head up & down slowly. Open blocked airways. 6. Sudden anxiety – Splash water on your face – it activates the calm reflex. 7. Can’t sleep – Exhale longer than you inhale (4–7 breathing). Your brain goes into sleep mode. If you want to learn more life-saving tips, turn on notifications.

Somebody put Goodfellas audio over Skeletor and Trap Jaw and it's so perfect (credit Mylothecat)

This might be the best evidence I’ve seen that god is real…

☁️ ZERO CARB Cloud Bread with literally only TWO ingredients! This viral TikTok cloud bread is blowing up — fluffy, light, and perfect for keto, low-carb, or anyone ditching regular bread. Just egg whites Greek yogurt (or cottage cheese in some versions) whipped to stiff peaks, fold, bake… and you’ve got bread that tastes like a cloud. No flour, no sugar, almost zero carbs. Mind officially blown. Who’s trying this? 👇

This Video from 9-11 shows something really odd. I myself seen a video of the plane go all the way through enough to expose the nose. What do you think?

I thought $3k for an Ohtani Gold Checklist seemed high, but $6500 three months later?? @CardPurchaser

How the 'dangerous' blood pressure changed over time: Pre-1970s: hypertension above 160/100. 1980s: threshold lowered to 140/90. 2003: "pre-hypertension" invented for anything above 120/80. 2017: the AHA lowers hypertension itself to 130/80. That last move reclassified 31 million Americans as hypertensive overnight. They went to bed healthy. They woke up with a condition. 11 of the 14 committee members who wrote the 2017 guidelines had financial ties to pharmaceutical companies. Also disclosed. Also in the paper nobody was given to read.

Can you believe they sold this to some people as a plane?

lmao! 😭

Pizzagate was so fake that all the people being paid to write fake articles claiming to "debunk" it for the elite owned mainstream media just happened to all be arrested and charged for the exact same child trafficking and abuse that they claimed never existed.