i still play TF2 a lot and half the people i encounter are either exactly like this, stuck in a time capsule from 2016 and the other half call themselves shit like "pent up femboi~ :3"
500€ million euros for Alvarez? Bruh, no one is going to pay that much for him. 150€ was a generous offer and both Barca and Real can find strikers that are far better than him. Good thing Julian won everything before joining Atletico.