Lawyer. USD 18. USD Law 21. The proper function of a man is to live, not to exist.
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28 Feb 2021
There used to be a way to stick it to the man....and it was called rock and roll
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Jun 11
Twins are now 65-97 in their last 162 games, which is the worst record in the American League.
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Jun 8
Saturdays will remain absolutely wonderful and goodness I can't wait, but everything outside the games themselves in college football at the moment is rather dreadful.
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RT @DylanLoucks4: #mntwins had a tarps-off section during the rain delay. They have now been kicked out after chanting “Sell the team” mult…
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Connor Burchill
May 12
Who’s the greatest athlete who went to any school you’ve graduated from?
I’ll start: Johnny Unitas, University of Louisville.
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This is incredibly exciting
🚨🚨CO〽️〽️ITTED🚨🚨
BOO〽️ 💣
TARIN SMITH IS A GOPHER!!!!!
3rd Round pick in the 2024 NHL Draft by #flytogether
LH-defenseman from Saskatchewan had 71 points in 65 games this year for @WHLsilvertips and is an IMPACT add for #DefenseU starting in ‘26-27
#FutureGopher〽️
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If you think the derby is a bucket list event, you’re totally correct. Never been to anything like it. Go to the oaks and derby and bet every race. It’s unbelievable. Shoutout the Kentucky state police too, they rule.
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Apr 22
Congrats twitterless Steve Willard
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Only the Twins
Apr 22
Has any team ever snapped a losing streak of 10 games by throwing a no-hitter? It's on the table tonight.
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Torii Hunter
That guy rocked.
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Apr 7
Is anybody else interested in a free private jet flight for 6 people to Augusta to go to the The 2026 Masters this weekend?
I'm still looking for 3-4 more people to join us. We can leave tomorrow, April 8 and will fly to Augusta where we'll stay through the final round and then fly home.
If interested please PM me. Preferably someone with a private jet and 6 tickets to the Masters, otherwise we can't go.
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Home run hires.
The team behind the team is here!
Built with experience, energy, and a shared vision. Let’s get to work. 〽
For more details, click here: z.umn.edu/b7px
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Apr 1
the supreme court implies the existence of a meat lover’s court
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Mar 31
WOUNDED DEER, Massachusetts – Emily Dickinson College sophomore Fawn Liebowitz died suddenly last week in a kiln explosion on campus. Liebowitz, 20, was a sociology major from Fort Wayne, Indiana. 5/31/62 💐
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Mar 30
Evergreen, but only once a year. Today’s the day.
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Mar 30
More than 11,000 fans participated in our fifth annual MLB Hope-O-Meter.
Overall, 72 percent reported they are optimistic about their favorite team this season, compared to 66 percent in 2025.
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Mar 29
Probably against Michigan. The worst season in fifty plus years gets worse.
We’re getting either Wisconsin or North Dakota in the national championship game
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