Media host 20 yrs. Umbrella drink aficionado. Exercise trier. If I were any cooler, I'd be a Smirnoff Ice. šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦

Joined January 2009
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Not many countries can fit this much diversity, pride, and personality into one montage. This is Canada. A little weird, a little chaotic, and somehow all of us together. TSN absolutely nailed it. šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦
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The World Lives Here. Canada is all together different. Truly unique. And so is our relationship to the beautiful game. This is our opening to the 2026 World Cup. Narrated by Kiefer Sutherland. #FIFAWorldCup
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Here’s the video of the exchange between @FriedgeHNIC and John Tortorella about the end of Game 4 of the NBA Finals last night. As a fan of the NHL and NBA, this was incredible 🤣 Amazing question by @FriedgeHNIC. (Via @GoldenKnights)
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What is it about Costco that most customers are complete pieces of shit?
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It’s clear. The US Olympic gold medalists want to play with other US gold medalists. Watch for Mathews, Tkachuck, Sanderson, Guentzel and others to pull the same.
Dylan Larkin has submitted a list of where he would like the Detroit Red Wings to trade him. It's only three teams long, and may need to expand. Details here: freep.com/story/sports/nhl/r…
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Mitch Marner’s hat trick is worthless because it’s not a game 5, 6, or 7. Suck shit, Toronto.
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Think $10,000,000 for 1,200 bikes is a good deal? Let's do the math. #ottawa #ottpoli
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Vegas Golden Knights GM, Kelly McCrimmon, thinks Leafs fans need to get over Mitch Marner leaving the team. #OverDrive @OverDrive1050
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Canadiens vs Carolina/Hartford.
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How opposing GMs gifted Vegas the winningest team in hockey at the expansion draft: Bad Trades • Anaheim traded Vegas Shea Theodore so they take on Clayton Stoner's $3.25m x 1y contract. • Minnesota traded Vegas Alex Tuch so they would pick up Erik Haula instead of Matt Dumba or Eric Staal. • Pittsburgh traded Vegas a 2nd round pick (Drew Commesso) so they would take on Marc-Andre Fleury's $5.75m x 3y contract. • NY Islanders traded Vegas the 15th overall pick (Erik Brannstrom) and a 2nd round pick (Egor Sokolov) so they would take on Mikhail Grabovski's $5m x 1y contract. • Tampa Bay traded Vegas Nikita Gusev, a 2nd round pick (Alex Texier) and a 4th round pick (Paul Cotter) so would take on Jason Garrison's $4.6m x 1y contract • Winnipeg traded the 13th overall pick (Nick Suzuki) for the 24th overall pick so Vegas wouldn't select Tobias Enstrom. Bad Protections • Boston protected Kevan Miller over Colin Miller. • Los Angeles protected Derek Forbort over Brayden McNabb. • St. Louis protected Sobotka, Berglund, Reaves over David Perron and Jordan Binnington. Bad Everything • Florida traded them Reilly Smith for a 4th round pick, left Jonathan Marchessault exposed, while protecting Alex Petrovic & Mark Pysyk. • Columbus traded them a 1st & 2nd round pick so they would take on David Clarkson's $5.25m x 3y contract. Then they exposed 43-goal scorer William Karlsson. In total, they finessed: • Shea Theodore • Jonathan Marchessault • William Karlsson • Reilly Smith • David Perron • Brayden McNabb • Marc-Andre Fleury — • Alex Tuch (huge part of Jack Eichel package) • Nick Suzuki (huge part of Max Pacioretty package) • Drew Commesso (huge part of Robin Lehner package) • Colin Miller (huge part of Alec Martinez package) — • Erik Brannstrom & Egor Sokolov (became Mark Stone) • Erik Haula (became Nicolas Roy -> Mitch Marner) • Alex Texier (became Keegan Kolesar) • Nikita Gusev (became Daniil Chayka, Lukas Cormier, and Jakub Demek) • Paul Cotter (became Alex Holtz, Akira Schmid, and Mason Moe) The league's got no one to blame but themselves.
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TheĀ @CanadiensMTLĀ are headed to theĀ Eastern Conference Finals. All of Canada is behind you.Ā šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦
CANADIENS EN 7! HABS IN 7! #GoHabsGo
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A bird shit on me this weekend. Someone told me it’s good luck. How long do I have to wait for it?
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Sanderson the community 🐐
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Galen Weston is punishing his customers because he was caught colluding to gouge them. What did he after being caught? Gouged them harder than ever. When he faced an inquiry, he cried ā€œinflationā€. He lied. He’s always lied.
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And after screwing his customers for years, all they got was a $25 gift card and a lousy settlement for less than $50. The thing is, all this will do is fuel is greed. Galen Weston will rage. Consumers will pay. He will get richer and he’ll laugh about it.
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Lovin’ the shade SN’s throwing at #LeafsNation
This guy is heading to a Conference Final for the first time in his career.
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Which casino will be first to have a robot pouring beer?

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Mom, you always were the perfect fan… This one goes out to all the mothers out there. We love you and thank you for all you do! Happy Mother’s Day! 🩵
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Love them while they’re here. Honour them when they’re gone. Mother’s Day is a reminder that a mother’s love never really leaves us. ā¤ļø Happy Mother’s Day šŸ’
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And I didn’t even ask ChatGPT to do Mr. Poopy Butthole. Bonus
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