“Where is Vader today?” “He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”

MAGA brayed for years that Obama gave Iran billions & now it looks like Trump basically gave them 14x that amount of money to settle a fight he started (and he loves our high inflation). It’s just an endless parade of baffling stupid losses when you elect a deeply stupid rapist.

When I got pregnant at 17 my ultra right-wing, conservative, catholic parents told me to get an abortion and we’d never talk about it again. That’s why I know they’re all full of shit.

Texas Tech must never be allowed to develop a nuclear weapon

Hunter Biden on his father pardoning him: He chose me over his legacy, because no matter what you say, that's going to be one of the first things written about him. He chose me over his political legacy. And that's how much my dad loves me.

If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.

The Blazers aren’t required to help facilitate a Giannis trade. They should just keep Milwaukee’s picks and draft the next Dame.

Point has been made several times by voices louder than mine but I’ve sat through 20 years of people adamantly screaming that they missed physicality in NBA hoops, that the game was too soft, etc. Now we got a bunch of teams playing physical and everyone is still complaining.

Imagine calling Biden sleepy Joe For 4 years. And then you elect a guy who falls asleep at a Knicks game, during meetings, in court. MAGAs are parodies of themselves

in other news, how do you not feel like a sucka ass narc asking for a retroactive flagrant on a play where no one got hurt or kicked in the nuts?

Fantastic from Nicole.

NYC, trump lost yall that game

Trump’s day: 1. Begged Iran and Israel to stop bombing each other 2. Posted some "election fraud" BS 3. Shut down midtown 4. Got booed at MSG and Bryant Park 5. Stuffed his face with fries and pizza 6. Took a nap 7. Left before the game ended and Knicks lost

For the 2 millionth time … the NCAA needs to suck it up and collectively bargain with the players instead of begging Congress for help.

No one hates Los Angeles more than people on the other side of the country who have never left their home town.

🤨 What kind of a question is that‽ 🙄👋🏻

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them. That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving. You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

Some guy named Nick Bilton serving an audience of 1 (Bari) service an audience of 1 (Ellison) serving an audience of 1 (Trump). This is how oligarch-authoritarian takeover of media happens

We must face the reality that the Supreme Court has been captured by partisan hacks and ideological extremists. x.com/phil_lewis_/status/206…