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Chris and I have been playing Magic together for over 15 years. We started at the kitchen table when he qas 5 and now he is 20 and on the Pro Tour. Magic is our hobby and part of our identity. He learned to read, count, and interact with people with Magic.
Thread with memories🧵
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Boros Energy has an incredible shell that survives on after Phlages death. Tomorrow I'll be taking this list to an RCQ to see how this slight innovation performs, splashing green. (6 Islands are mystery place holders for the new technology.) 🤞 ⚡️ 🐈
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This event was sick. @BoltTheBirdMTG @Rulerofsome1 and I were the other finals team. Really well ran. Judge was on top of it. Solid cash prizes AND they had pizza. 10/10 would play in again.
Split the finals of Team Trios w/ Team Upkeep! Good momentum to carry forward w/ us to Vegas. Shoutout to @turtle_tacos314 for hosting a great event.
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Split the finals of Team Trios w/ Team Upkeep! Good momentum to carry forward w/ us to Vegas. Shoutout to @turtle_tacos314 for hosting a great event.
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5 rounds later and we have our Top 4 teams!
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Awesome showing today at our Team Trios Showdown with 11 teams battling it out for their share of a $1200 prize pool!
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More WotC crossover cash.
Reports suggest Magic: The Gathering is preparing a Star Trek crossover set.
The collection will feature characters, ships, & moments spanning the full timeline from classic series to modern films.
MTG & Star Trek fans excited for this?
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girl im more thirsty than a data center i wanna exploit your natural resources and use all your energy
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Wotc sent us this and im so baffled. They somehow think LGS need a costco level shelf for this set.
Just give us buy a box promos and better play programs. You have completely lost the plot on LGS. They spent hundreds of dollars on this its going straight in the trash.
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MY GOVERNOR IS DISABLED
MY BBQ IS BEEF BRISKET
MY TEXAS IS HEAVEN
SPURS IN SEVEN
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This may come as a surprise but the next scheduled BnR is in 18 days!
Early rotation?
Ban Steam Vents?
Or No Changes?
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Jun 11
Still looking for your third teammate? There’s a discord channel for that 🙂 gather here: discord.gg/8dWzzh7y5
Only a few more days until our Team Trios Showdown!
Standard!
Modern!
Legacy!
100% CASH PRIZING!
DON’T HAVE PRICEY LEGACY STAPLES? NO PROBLEM! LEGACY IS 100% PLAYTEST CARD FRIENDLY!
Tell your friends, tell your granny, tell your dog!
Sign-ups & info👇
melee.gg/Tournament/View/429…
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Worked on some pretty slick feature requests for the RCQ Locator, the embed builder now lets you select states and cities (more info below) when creating the embed.
This should hopefully allow community managers to create more accurate embeds for their players!
@fireshoes
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WotC as blue-haired robot ninja.
Magic players as child in pink-shirt.
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l qualified by renting a data center to run 2^128 Claude Socrates Epic instances to fire Arena Limited Qualifer Championship Qualifier Qualifier Championship Qualifiers. Eventually they all got paired into each other. I owe 3 billion dollars to Elon Musk
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the year is 2037. i have finally qualified for my first PT, Pro Tour Return to Bikini Bottom. the format is the newly announced 7-Year Standard. the best deck is UR prowess. I finish 10th on tiebreakers. my prize is a $25 gift card to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Hammond, Indiana
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On the bright side, you can avoid escalators by playing arena at home, so there's that.
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It has now been officially confirmed by WOTC in the Pro Tour discord.
When I thought I qualified for Arena Limited Championship I think it was fair to assume it was a draft event at least in some way resembling Arena Championship. In reality I just qualified for a LCQ on Arena.
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Reminder that TOADFEST is happening June 20th at 10am at The Casual Nerd in New Bern, NC. Cube tournament, $10 entry, fabulous prizes, food trucks, and more. And WotC just spoiled some of the promos you could win:
ALT ToadFest champion token featuring a Toad atop a pile of treasure.
ALT A food token with a toad holding ice cream
ALT Token with a Toad on a map
ALT Clue token with a toad on it thinking
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"Give me Thalia or give me a banned Tablet of Discovery"
- Burns Money 2026
Just got off the phone with my friend, Burns Money, the CEO of Value and Synergy.
He said we NEED this card back in Standard.
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You hear a rustle of feathers and a "Boom!" as a giant raccoon in a cape steps forward. Thor drops down from the sky, his eyes glowing with the power of a thousand suns, and whispers: "That’s my secret, Cap. I need a hero." The music swells. Iron Man snaps his fingers...
Somehow I feel like this would help Standard a lot right now 🤔
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