The Pope should acquire
@BibleChat_app — I thought.
Makes sense: The Catholic Church 🇻🇦 has struggled with communication for decades. A Romanian AI startup could fix that overnight.
Then I went further:
What other CEE startups should be acquired by states?
Here’s my list:
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@joinsauna → Finland
Brand alignment. Saunas belong in Suomi. 🇫🇮
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@ElevenLabs → Switzerland
Too many dialects. Nobody understands each other.
Modern Tower of Babel, solved. 🇨🇭
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@authologic → European Commission
Europe has an identity crisis.
Authologic fixes identity on the internet. Easy win. 🇪🇺
– Booksy → Italy
No nation takes appointments more seriously than Italians (in theory).
Let’s finally digitize the chaos. 🇮🇹
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@iceye_global → Ukraine
Real-time satellite intelligence in a war zone.
Sadly, no explanation needed. 🇺🇦
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@NordVPN → North Korea
The ultimate VPN test. 🇰🇵
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@inStreamly → United Kingdom
If anyone can monetize talking, it’s the Brits.
Turn every stream into a sponsorship engine. 🇬🇧
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@boltapp Germany
Everything arrives on time. Drivers start judging you for being late. 🇩🇪
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@Synerise → China
Already tracking everything.
Now just slightly more efficiently. 🇨🇳
Your turn:
Which CEE startup should be acquired by a country?
Serious or completely absurd — both welcome 😄