Writer. Poet. New things coming soon.
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Charlie Chitty retweeted
Courtesy of Emma/electriccandles on TikTok;
Steven Moffat's been at Utopia and he's rather clear that Doctor Who will return in the most comical fashion.
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What a lovely gesture
When I met Sacha Dhawan yesterday, I told him all about how that era of the show impacted me and how much it helped me through a difficult part of my life.
As I was about to leave his table, he tapped me and said "But you're alright now though?", such a lovely man.
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Jun 13
I know he's a GB News journalist and I likely had more personal integrity whilst running Facebook blogs at the age of fourteen, but he does know Anthropic asked repeatedly to be regulated by the US Government right? It takes seconds to Google this.
Jun 13
I cannot express how extremely severe for the UK this is. Even more severe for the EU.
AI is the most powerful tool humans have ever created. Because European governments have regulated us all to death, we are now heading to a doom loop.
That means businesses left behind unable to compete, always losing out. It’s means Governments at the mercy of superpowers.
You can once again thank our utterly useless leaders for this. Their shortsightedness and hunger for power means we will all be vastly poorer in so many ways.
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Don't apologise it's good advice
Jun 12
BBC: “What advice did David Hockney give to you?”
BBC Guest: “Enjoy life and fuck everyone.”
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Jun 12
What the fuck, there's a chicken now
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Charlie Chitty retweeted
Jun 10
My poor welsh summer child, left on the scrap heap
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Jun 9
What’s happened? Ad
Jun 9
Who the fuck is paying for all these Nigel Farage on Question Time ads 😂
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Charlie Chitty retweeted
Jun 9
Why do I keep getting fake ads of Nigel Farage booting a guy on Question Time?!
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I'm going to keep saying it.
They want their children educated and your children obedient. They want their children trained and your children subservient.
They get top of the line educations, you get broken clankers that lie.
A society reveals itself by what it is willing to give its children.
If we believe that every child matters, then we must ask why some are offered the company of machines whilst those who can afford continue to receive the guidance, attention and care of human beings.
Research from Brookings warns that the risks of AI in education may currently outweigh its benefits, including the danger of cognitive offloading (the surrender of thought itself) as young people become dependent on machines to do the work of reasoning, questioning and understanding.
Technology may be a useful servant, but it is a poor substitute for human presence. No child should be asked to accept automation in place of investment, relationship and expertise.
The measure of our commitment to equality is not whether we can provide the cheapest solution for the poorest children, but whether we are prepared to give every child what we know to be best.
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Jun 8
“why waste expensive teachers on povvy kids when we can just stick them in front of the machine that gets everything wrong, completely fuck their education up then force them into workfare for the rest of their lives”
Sir Keir Starmer has announced that AI tutors will be rolled out to 450,000 children on free school meals to close the attainment gap.
Speaking at London Tech Week, the PM also announced the government's new AI jobseeking tool.
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Shout out Lizo Mzimba.
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Someone rent out an abandoned building and deck it out to look like an ER, find the cane, print off this tweet and wire Hugh Laurie a retainer.
This is the most Gregory House speech ever and I need to see House deliver it.
Jun 8
I’m sorry if people have been having a go at you because of my tweet. Not at all the plan. I was very slightly drunk and already upset about something that had nothing to do with you. If it’s any comfort, I got it in the neck too. I’m a thin-skinned twat, apparently, even though it wasn’t my skin. I was sticking up for the writers who I adored. Obviously I shouldn’t have cited Bach/Kahlo/Moore - asking for trouble - and would have done better to go for the 10,000 blues songs written around the same 12 bar chord structure. I’ve listened to most of them and will keep doing so. Because we love what we love.
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Hugh Laurie responded to a criticism of House
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Charlie Chitty retweeted
In honour of Anthony Head here's my favourite pictures of him on set of BBC Merlin in full Uther attire, playing on a pink Nintendo DS
RIP Sir 🕊
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META IS GOING BROKE FROM AI
Mark Zuckerberg just signaled Meta may raise tens of billions of dollars in a stock offering to fund its AI buildout. The stock dropped 6% in a day.
This is the same company that already prints $196 billion a year from ads.
- Meta plans to spend up to $145 billion on AI in 2026 alone
- That is nearly double its $72 billion AI spend in 2025
- Its free cash flow is collapsing toward zero under the weight of it
- And it just lost $83 billion on the metaverse before this
Zuckerberg burned $83 billion chasing legs in VR, and now he wants your money to chase superintelligence.
Jun 5
JUST IN: Meta is reportedly considering raising ”tens of billions of dollars” in a stock offering to fund the company's AI ambitions.
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I have seven billion lines of code on GitHub.
I have burned a trillion tokens.
I declare myself to have added a quadrillion dollars of market value.
I built an AI lab in space, but you can't see it.
I have a girlfriend but she goes to another school.
Etc etc.
lines of code is a better metric than people think it is. token use is a better metric than people think it is
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The company named after the evil orb from LOTR that fires missiles at children needs to know if your firearms are registered.
Can't wait for 2040 when I get denied medical treatment because I criticised Israel.
Jun 4
🚨 NEW: Palantir has signed a multimillion-pound deal with all police forces in England and Wales to run the national firearms database
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