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Where can we leverage short the SpaceX IPO? Just wondering.
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You can cry about it, you can ignore it, but we're right back at may 2022 when it comes to bitcoin. And yes, we're going much lower. This bull and bear has been copy paste the bull and bear of 2020-2023 to the T. If you don't see it, I suggest to get your eyes checked. The only difference? This run is stretched over a longer timeframe. This WAS the super cycle everyone was praying for. Bitcoin might go higher again someday, but not before at least another few years. You can cry about it, you can ignore it, you can do something wise with your money or wait a few years. Whatever you do is up to you, just don't cry about it. Banks, celebs, big companies, they all entered bitcoin. Everyone and everything bitcoin was supposed to stand up against, has entered crypto. Heck, people were begging for this to happen. They are here, they have seen Bitcoin is not a hedge against inflation, or a hedge against... anything actually. Anything those whales are doing right now, is using the shrimps for exit liquidity. Trade the bounces, short and long. Make money either direction, but don't hold bags right now.
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Anyone who buys into the spaceX IPO deserves the label BRAINLET and deserves to lose all his money. Only morons believe that this thing is worth more than a few pennies and that Lonny deserves to become a trillionaire.
NEW: Fidelity lowers the minimum account requirement for the SpaceX IPO from as high as $500,000 to just $2,000.
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Would be funny as hell if he was right for once
NEW IN: Jim Cramer predicts SpaceX will trade 99% below its target $1.75 trillion IPO price.
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SpaceX is losing money hand over fist, nearly $5bn last year. @SpaceX’s only profitable business is Starlink, but its new satellites can only be launched by Starship, which the FAA has grounded, again. Who in their right mind thinks this meme stock of a company is worth $2tn?
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Not a bubble, never a bubble. It's a bubble though, and the SpaceX IPO will end it.
Let's get this straight, AI ROI is NOT real, but the orders to build the AI infrastructure IS real. So you buy the "picks and shovels" companies building AI, but not the companies using AI. We were told the exact same thing back in Y2K. And for a while it was true. But when the DotComs imploded, investors eventually realized who is going to buy all of this equipment? One difference I will note, is that I don't recall anyone being "against" the internet being built.
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This guy .@pissedmagistus completely gets it. He understands what Elon Musk wants to do with you and what big corporations want and need you for. Wake up people!
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I've got this idea. Trees! But real ones.
Average houston summer day: 100 degrees and humid enough to swim through the air Does this actually work?
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Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!
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Perfect explanation of the American credit score system πŸ˜‚ What an absolute gem! Credit: .@erosbrousson
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You asked who built this. I'll introduce the team. Donald J. Trump β€” Co-Founder Emeritus. The 47th President of the United States. His family takes 75% of net proceeds from token sales. He signed an executive order creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve while his family was selling tokens. The gold paper says his role is limited to lending his name and likeness. The website says Co-Founder Emeritus. Eric Trump β€” co-founder. Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. The public face of the project. Promotes it at Bitcoin conferences. He oversees a token whose holders can be frozen by a single anonymous wallet at any time. Donald Trump Jr. β€” co-founder. Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. Co-manages the project with his brother. Two sons of the sitting President, running a crypto project that accepts nine-figure investments from foreign sovereign wealth funds. Barron Trump β€” co-founder. He was eighteen when he was named co-founder of a project that would go on to raise over half a billion dollars from accredited investors. He is a university student. That's the resume. Chase Herro β€” co-founder. Before crypto, he sold weight-loss colon cleanses and a $149-a-month get-rich-quick course. Bloomberg wrote that profile. In 2018, driving a Rolls-Royce, he said on camera: "You can literally sell shit in a can, wrapped in piss, covered in human skin for a billion dollars if the story is right. Because people will buy it." That video was deleted. The audio survived. He co-founded Dough Finance before WLFI. It was hacked for $2.1 million. Users were left holding depreciated tokens. Then he co-founded this. He and Folkman own Axiom Management Group, a Puerto Rico LLC that takes 12.5% of WLFI net revenue. At least $65 million so far. Zak Folkman β€” co-founder. Previously operated under the name Zack Bauer. Founded a company called Date Hotter Girls, LLC, selling books and seminars on picking up women. The New York Times investigated him. Reuters investigated him. Then he co-founded a project advising the President of the United States on decentralized finance. Steven Witkoff β€” Co-Founder Emeritus. Billionaire real estate developer. Trump's golf partner. Trump's Middle East Special Envoy. The House Select Committee on the CCP documented that at least $31 million flowed to a Witkoff family entity shortly after his envoy appointment. A UAE royal invested $500 million in WLFI. His sons run the project. Zach Witkoff β€” co-founder. Real estate degree from the University of Miami. Project manager at his father's company. No operational crypto experience before WLFI. Named his son Don, after the President. Reporting confirmed he pitched Middle East investors for WLFI while his father served as Special Envoy negotiating with those same governments. House Democrats sent letters. Alex Witkoff β€” co-founder. The third Witkoff. Three sons of the Special Envoy, co-founding a crypto project that receives investments from the governments their father negotiates with. Corey Caplan β€” Chief Technology Officer. Also co-founded Dolomite, the lending protocol. Three days before everything went public, WLFI deposited 5 billion tokens into Dolomite as collateral. Borrowed $75 million. Sixty-five million of it in USD1, WLFI's own stablecoin. After the deposit, WLFI represented 55% of Dolomite's entire total supply. Ordinary depositors who'd lent to the pool faced withdrawal constraints. Over $40 million went to Coinbase Prime. That's a fiat off-ramp. The CTO's own platform. Ryan Fang β€” Head of Growth. Founded Tomo Wallet. Now he grows the user base for a project where the freeze function I built can lock any user's tokens at any time. Brandi Reynolds β€” Chief Compliance Officer. She oversees AML and KYC. The compliance function for a project where one anonymous wallet can freeze any holder's tokens, where the President's sons have taken 75% of net token sale proceeds, where $75 million was borrowed against the project's own token on a platform co-founded by the project's own CTO in the project's own stablecoin. That's the team. The function I built doesn't take a name. It takes a wallet address. Any wallet address. And everyone on this roster has access to the dashboard that shows whose wallet is whose. The team page has changed. The Co-Founder titles are gone. The President is now "Chief Crypto Advocate." His sons are "Web3 Ambassadors." The compliance officer disappeared. The titles changed. The function I built didn't. That's governance.
Replying to @gothburz
This is their current roster, who the hell are all those scammers??
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I am the smart contract engineer who built the function that lets one anonymous wallet freeze any token holder's assets in the President's crypto project. I added it one week before trading opened. Nobody told the investors. At deployment, in September 2024, the contract was clean. Standard ERC-20. Auditable. The kind of contract you show to investors and say: "See? Decentralized." But we made it upgradeable. Eleven months later, on August 24th, 2025 β€” one week before trading β€” I pushed the v2 upgrade. The blacklist function. The freeze authority, routed through a 3-of-5 multisig where a single externally owned address serves as both the guardian and a signer on the multisig. One wallet. Two roles. Three of five votes to freeze anyone's tokens. Anyone's. We built a special vesting category. Category 3. There are 519 other investors. They're all in Category 1. Category 3 has exactly one member: Justin Sun, who put $75 million into the project. His allocation, isolated into its own bucket, governed by its own rules, monitored by its own triggers. But the blacklist function doesn't take a name. It takes a wallet address. Any wallet address. Then, in November, I added what we call "batch reallocation." It can move tokens from any wallet to any other wallet, at any time, at the discretion of the admin. We told people it was a phishing recovery tool. That's phishing recovery. The Trump family takes 75% of net proceeds from token sales. Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. manage the project. By December 2025, they had extracted roughly $1 billion. They hold another $3 billion in unsold tokens. The project calls itself decentralized governance. The governance token can be frozen by one person nobody will identify. That's governance. Three days before everything went public, on April 9th, the project deposited 5 billion WLFI tokens into Dolomite β€” a lending protocol co-founded by WLFI's own Head of Technical Strategy, Corey Caplan β€” as collateral and borrowed $75 million. Sixty-five million of it in USD1, the project's own stablecoin. After the deposit, WLFI accounted for 55% of Dolomite's entire total supply. Ordinary depositors who'd lent USD1 to the pool couldn't withdraw. Their liquidity was locked so ours could be free. Over $40 million of those borrowed funds went to Coinbase Prime. That's a fiat off-ramp. You borrow against your own token on a platform co-founded by your own Head of Technical Strategy in your own stablecoin, convert to cash, and call it treasury management. Sun moved 55 million tokens to HTX over three days. Minutes after he activated his wallet, the multisig changed his Category 3 to allow 20% transferable. Then froze him the moment he transferred. They were watching in real time. He called it a backdoor. Used that word. "A trap masquerading as a door." We sent the cease-and-desist on April 13th. "See you in court pal," the project wrote. Not for freezing his tokens. We can do that. The compliance module says so. The whitepaper says so. The single wallet controlling the multisig says so. We're suing him for calling it what it is. The function is not a backdoor. The function is a regulatory compliance mechanism that was absent from the original contract, added via an upgradeable proxy eleven months after a $75 million investment, one week before trading, into a custom vesting category built for a single investor, controlled by a single anonymous wallet, on a platform where the President's sons have already taken $1 billion in proceeds and borrowed $75 million against their own token on a lending protocol co-founded by their own Head of Technical Strategy in their own stablecoin three days before the largest investor went public. That's compliance. And if you're holding WLFI tokens right now, the same anonymous wallet that froze a billionaire can freeze you too.
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I'll never forgive you idiots for giving the keys of our industry to these fucking dorks and others like them
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Trump’s approval is at 36 percent, who the fuck are these people?
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Trump has an IQ below zero, is beyond retarted and still managed to become a billionaire. What is stopping you Anon?
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His transition into Homer Simpson must surely be close to completion.
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Total flop, nobody at all is protesting Trump and his failed government
Total flop
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I got nerfed by X for calling the Tate sisters for what they are. This platform is fubar. You can be a pedophile on here and nothing happens. You can call people whatever you want and nothing happens. But oh god if you call the tate girls male something something. Bier and Lonnie go full berserk mode on your account.
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Lol, why is my timeline empty? X BROKEN?
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Europeans when Trump dies:
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I'm apologizing in advance for the person i'll become when trump dies.
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What a hero! Guy calls out Dan Bongino for protecting his pedophile friends.
Dan Bongino is told to his face that "he's a pedophile protector." "You're a pedophile protector."
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