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30 Jun 2023
“We were going on our honeymoon and the flights were cancelled. No one from Easy Jet was prepared to help. Absolutely heartbroken.”
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This is a steaming pile of shit 🤣
Come on man. We are horrific.
Newcastle United are two signing away from a defence to rival Arsenal's this summer | #NUFC
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About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’
I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton
#worldcup
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Sensational
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This horse has just put himself in the history books 📚
🚨Rename him Lightning McQueen immediately.
A few punters on the right and wrong end of that tongue 😱
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When you’re 10 years into a Football Manager save and things get f*cking weird
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Jun 11
2am - Haiti vs Scotland
5am - Australia vs Turkey
6pm - Germany vs Curacao
9pm - Netherlands vs Japan
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Jun 12
FC Barcelona official statement
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Jun 10
I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.
Jun 10
United Airlines B767 Landing Goes Wrong at Zurich Airport
What went wrong here?
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Jun 12
Victor #Munoz has agreed personal terms for a contract until 2031 with #Newcastle, which is set to pay €40M (bonuses included) to #Osasuna to sign him. #RealMadrid have 50% on the sale. #transfers #NUFC
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Jun 12
Exactly this. Look at the England squads. Only one Hall got picked for was the one everyone and their granny did. Even Harvey Barnes got in it. Other than that he never had a look in.
Jun 11
It just doesn’t make sense. Livramento and Gordon didn’t play for weeks, but they’re both in the US. I hated the way Isak left, but at least he was honest about the why. If Hall wants out, own it, don’t blame the manager. #nufc
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People seem to be forgetting that he got absolutely RUINED in that first half v Bournemouth. He genuinely looked like he didn’t give a shit. Let’s not try and pretend he was dropped for the sake of it. Lewis Hall is sensational but he had a rough spell.
Jun 12
Most tackles out of any PL defender last season. Ans also the highest ground Duels % out of any PL LB.
Yet Lewis Hall got dropped because Eddie wanted more " Height " in the team with Dan Burn at LB.. Shambles
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Jun 11
Understand Kieran Trippier is considering cancelling his agreement with Wolves as he is angry at the sacking of manager Rob Edwards feeling he has misled by the club. Trippier’s deal at Wolves does not kick in until July 1st after leaving Newcastle as a free agent. #wwfc
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Sam here, providing a public service to those who aren’t able to upend their entire sleep schedule for 5 weeks. Some man.
Jun 7
Watching football highlights without seeing the result in the video title or thumbnail will be an issue during the World Cup. ▶️
I've built a website to try and solve this issue. It isn't perfect yet and just a fun project! Any feedback appreciated. ⚽️
spoilerfreefootball.lovable.…
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There is no way Anderson chooses them over City.
Jun 10
This might be a hot take, but I’d slap £120m on the table & say ‘we’ll pay.’
We’ve wasted £60m on transfer flops before. Yes, it’s a huge fee, but this is as close to a guaranteed success as you’ll find.
Hold off on the LW until next summer and use Cunha/Dorgu there for now.
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