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THIS DID NOT JUST HAPPEN OMFG #LoveIsland
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I'm sorry I know I'm a toxic viewer but I actually don't care about the dates.. #loveisland
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it is a fundamental failure of society for one man to be able to amass such sickening levels of wealth as 673 million people across the world go hungry every single day.
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Chelsea 🪩 retweeted
i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing
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psa regarding the world cup
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"Ope continues his ongoing battle with gravity" is the type of journalism that means I can never leave this app, 10/10 no notes #loveisland
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early doors obvi but this cast seems good, I like the mix up in format why not, people seem more normal & hopefully that means more chaos. I'm locked in for the next 2 months, love island season is here baby #loveisland
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I'm sorry is this new bombshell a white walker? He's actually a bit scary 🫪 #loveisland
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Jasmine clocking it already she's so right why is bitch coming out your mouth that readily Lorenzo #loveisland
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me defrosting every 6 months to entertain everyone with my #loveisland tweets

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My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day
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ob 👏 sessed 👏
Bulgaria has won #Eurovision 2026, defeating Israel.
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I'd like to keep it on please #Eurovisión2026
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going through my @SpotifyUK top songs ever playlist & obviously @CalvinHarris is my no.1 artist, one kiss is my most played song - no shocks. But Blessings came out 1 year ago & I've listened to it 113 times, iconic truly 😅
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it's mother's day in the US & I've not seen a single lonely island post, this teamed with no "it's gonna be may" memes?! This is so millennial of me but omg culture is dying I'm so sad 😭
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(as I tweet this I realise it's maybe the Justin Timberlake link lmao but still I maintain I am sad)
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Chelsea 🪩 retweeted
The UK public celebrates a genuine national treasure on his centenary, which coincides with a landslide of council votes for a political party that rejects net zero, wants to defund the institutions that Attenborough's life has enriched, and doesn't care about nature. Go figure.
David Attenborough is now officially 100 years old.
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"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire
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Released in June 1998, “Vindaloo” became one of the defining unofficial anthems of the 1998 World Cup. Created by Fat Les, featuring Keith Allen, Blur’s Alex James and Damien Hirst, it reached number two in the UK behind “3 Lions 98” and turned terrace-chant nonsense into a full national singalong.
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John Kearns has been my favourite comedian for a while now & we saw him in Portsmouth tonight, the show was SO 👏 GOOD 👏 then bumped into him in the pub after & he spent ages chatting to us & was just the loveliest guy, what an evening 🥹
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also Pat Cahill was his support act & was with him at the pub & he was a total BABE. Loved him
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