Vehicle maintenance and construction entrepreneur.

Joined March 2013
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Sir, the system was off, they couldn’t print Good standings. Nothing was functional. ITAS portal responsiveness included not being apple to print Good standings. My accountant handled this and updated me every day as we had a tender to submit.
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Marry your type okes. 12 years and this hun still makes mini Kong salute at 1 glimpse.
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People saying she’s being dramatic are drunk shapo. The pictures of the late prosecutor’s injuries are harrowing.
EMOTIONALLY-CHARGED: Chaos erupted outside Ondangwa Magistrate’s Court this afternoon after Abner Matheus - alleged mastermind of the death of late prosecutor Justine Shiweda - requested a health break during proceedings in the bail application of his nephew, Petrus Shikwaya. As Matheus was escorted out of the courtroom to wash his face, several relatives of Shiweda broke down in tears and confronted him. Shiweda’s sisters were heard questioning Matheus about why he allegedly targeted their “innocent sister”. “Why did you do this to our sister? She did nothing to you,” they cried. The confrontation prompted police officers to intervene. Officers quickly ushered Matheus away from the scene and escorted him to safety. VIDEO: TUYEIMO HAUFIKU
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I’m deleting Apple Maps that shit be tryna take you to the cartel
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Racist cunts those Argentine fuckers. Love Messi doe.
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Getting worshipped like a God in the stadium that once booed him. Football will never see a player like him again🐐
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Worst country to host a World Cup. Worst country to ever exist tbh… only country to drop a nuclear bomb on humans, invaded most countries in the history of mankind. Dawg that place is God’s worst creation.
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My aim in life is to be a country manager like my bro Mwahafar. Run sheet man.
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A national tax regulator but your system is off for 2 months? Mortgages can’t be processed, businesses can’t get good standings, pensions can’t be processed, now there’s a backlog… fuck is up with Namibia man?
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Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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It’s a set up, just wait she’s about to ask for money
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It was not a good birthday
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Elon Musk is now a trillionaire. The world’s population is 8 billion. If Elon Musk gave one billion to everyone, he would still have 992 billion left.
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Any serious country would've arrested this fool by now for inciting violence. South Africa's Government is clearly in support of whatever is going on
‼️ 30 June 2026 ‼️ Deadline. By this date, every foreign national must have left this country.
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Same. Cruise control 125 since fuel went that high. Can’t afford speed 🥲
Replying to @ChilliKong
It’s a mess. The only speeding I do is when overtaking, then I cruise that sheet at 125.
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So far we’ve received 2k, please don’t give on Lauretta, she can win cancer 🤲🏾🤲🏾🥹
My 22year old sister just completed her 6th round of chemotherapy last week, and next week she’ll be going in for another session. Every two weeks, she’s forced to endure the pain, side effects, hospital visits, and still somehow stay hopeful that one day she’ll finally be cancer free. So far, we’ve raised ₦4.5M and we’re deeply grateful to everyone who has supported, donated, reposted, and prayed for her. But we still need ₦5.5M to keep her treatment going. Lauretta doesn’t deserve to be going through this at her age. Please help us save my sister. Every donation gives her another round of treatment, another chance to survive. We’re holding onto hope with everything we have. Please keep sharing her story and donating. Donation link is in my bio For direct transfer 0247265533 GTB: Duke, Margaret Nothing is small, every penny counts.
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I’ll be honest. I’m getting a little tired of all the cuts about how hard it is to be disciplined with a nine figure paycheck. Fuck all y’all.
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Knicks Legend Carmelo Anthony says the thing nobody warns athletes about isn't going broke, it's what it does to you mentally "That's $100 million, but it's not really $100 million over a five-year span" "You're talking half your check gone to taxes. Then you gotta live, the house, take care of your mom, your agency fee, all of this stuff happening…" "And that drastic change of lifestyle messes you up mentally. That's the grey area that gets a lot of athletes"
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Never unfortunately 🥲
do you guys think like we’ll ever experience the World Cup in our lifetime 🥲
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The CEO of BIPA, Ainna Kaunda, stated that the institution has decided to waive all penalties on annual duties for businesses that were unable to pay these duties from the 1990s to 2025. Kaunda said that this decision was made to ensure that Namibians are given an opportunity to participate in business opportunities arising from the green hydrogen and oil sectors. BIPA stated that businesses will only be required to pay the annual duty fee of N$120. Report: David Shoombe Photo: Contributed
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We don’t beat and kill them, we simply deport them. Thats the difference
NOT a single country in African allows illegal foreigners. Why must SA 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 be an exception?
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My country my love 😂😂
The Roads Authority (RA) says it spent about N$704 000 on the installation of speed humps, road signs and transport costs along sections of the B1 Western Bypass and the A1 road south of Windhoek. namibian.com.na/ra-says-spee…
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Lol there a common theme amongst these Nigerian finger warriors, they’re all about Nigeria but NONE OF THEM LIVE THERE 😭😭😂🤣
South Africans on their way to blame Nigerians living in their country after they lost their first World Cup match
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