Comedian/Television Writer. More of an “acquaintance”. Check out my comedy special, MOVE CLOSER, on YouTube. Seriously- do it NOW.

Joined February 2009
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MOVE CLOSER to my new comedy special: youtu.be/_QKarKuuTdU
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I guarantee Nick Sirianni is afraid of ghosts.
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BREAKING UPDATE: Elon Musk exploited Black workers to get-out-the-vote for Trump. Black canvassers were tricked, threatened, and packed in the back of seatless U-Haul vans. After weeks of enduring unsafe working conditions, the canvassers have now been fired for speaking out. Fired for talking to the press and exposing the terrible truths about working for Elon Musk’s America super PAC. Door-knocking for Trump proved to be a nightmare assignment. Workers from across the country were stiffed, abandoned, and stranded in battleground Michigan. [Note: Musk’s PAC has reportedly invested over $120 million backing Trump in the 2024 election cycle.] Exclusive details below:
Canvassers hired by Elon Musk’s pro-Trump America super PAC claim they were tricked and threatened as they attempted to fulfill their assignments. Door knockers hired by Musk’s America super PAC to “get out the vote” for Trump in the battleground state of Michigan are claiming they were deceived, threatened, and subjected to poor working conditions. Mostly Black workers were hired. The frightened workers signed NDAs, were flown to Michigan, transported in the back of a seatless U-Haul truck, and told they’d have to pay their own motel bills unless they met absurdly high quotas. At least one worker did not even realize they were working to elect Donald Trump. Details below:
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This is an all-warning-signs-blinking-red plea to the American people from those who are in charge of keeping us safe: Don’t elect Donald Trump.
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The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
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The trick-or-treaters in my neighborhood did NOT enjoy the back issues of Reader's Digest that I handed out.
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This guy was a dodger before it was cool.
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The thing I love most about autumn is the changing of the colors.
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This whole things reminds me of back in '78 when Gallagher did a tight 20 in Jonestown.
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Always a joy to be on the @Trashe podcast with my fellas. Listen/watch/taste/feel!
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NEW EPISODE featuring the man who banned us from Philadelphia - the great @ChipChantry . This was an absolute blast and the hour flew by. Watch now or listen wherever you get podcasts. youtu.be/ywjPIeGNsGU?si=knxu…
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There's a 100% chance of HILARITY in there.
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Czech mi ought on blew skigh.
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How to make extreme Halloween decorations
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Chip Chantry retweeted
16 Oct 2024
He’s not wrong 🤷🏻‍♀️
Watch the full special, MOVE CLOSER, on YouTube this weekend!
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For a wax figure with a tape recorder inside it, Donald Trump has been doing an OUTSTANDING job.
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I don't often speak about my medical history, but I was asked to write an article about a very important decision I made for myself and my family. Please read, enjoy, and learn. aorn.org/outpatient-surgery/…

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Strange show tonight- did a couple of jokes that weren't really working, but then got them back by playing Ave Maria over and over while I stood there on stage.
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Stop endlessly flipping through movies to watch. Check out MOVE CLOSER on YouTube. You’re welcome.
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Oh man. I just won a day of cow tipping with Devin Nunes.#Davidnunescow
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