current editor of @thestoryau, former editor of @_smithjournal (rip), writer for hire, friend to some. find me at bl*sk* it's better there.

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as a treat
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eastbound and down ass country
This is what Donald Trump has done to the People's House. It's just a busted ass trash palace.
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They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.
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enrolling in french night school classes to translate this
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average twitter argument
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Pretty bland Trump quote until you see the chyron
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Trump: You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex, whatever the hell you want. I am here for you.
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they should make those trumptilla boat parade people escort ships through the strait of hormuz
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*witnessing something beautiful* i hate people
my bathroom window makes better gradients than most designers
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luring a bunch of kids into my castle and one of them turns out to be jon ronson's son, fml ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™„
Some news about the US publication of my new book THE CASTLE, including the unveiling of the beautiful US coverโ€ฆ and more info HERE: jonronson.substack.com/p/theโ€ฆ
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queer eye of sauron. is this anything.
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iโ€™ve seen it before
Never-before-seen creature filmed at the bottom of the Java trench, 4.5 miles deep
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chrome being like โ€œhmm are you sure you want to close chrome? didnโ€™t just type out the quit shortcut by accident?๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿฅบ โ€ is honestly exactly the kind of nudge i need to keep surfing the web for another eight hours
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This paragraph on the Teletubbies fandom wiki is killing me
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ben roberts-smith about to launch defamation proceedings against youtube comments
A comment under a clip from Sicario.
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Received a copy of the beautiful inaugural print edition of @TheStoryAU in the post today ft. some amazing writers and also a new essay from me about music & work It's print only so all you have to do if you want to read it is move to Australia
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a second Will Smith has just hit Chris Rock
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happy ten-year anniversary to the best census-related tweet of all time. hell, best ray romana tweet of all time too.
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