Tall chap who loves the sea. Eats well and gyms well. Big on Spain, music and great coffee. And a good bop on the dance floor.
Joined March 2009
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2 Sep 2022
Itβs Friday, itβs 6pm, itβs Malcolm
πππitβs THE WEEKEND πππ @BlackhillHealth @LMNorthYorks @sheilaMol1 @mowermanjimmy @AAC_Donna @BedfordCParedes @LodgeDigital @rickymacman1 @GR33NIE @irenewhite70 @rachenewt @allandonoghue @mike50004
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Alan was livid that no one had even noticed his new trousers.
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I could be worth a fortune in ten years:
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Elvis Presley Mashed Potatoes β¬οΈ
A pork chop marinated in black garlic, Elvis Presley mashed potatoes, tenderstem broccoli, an apple cider sauce, paired with Bollinger.
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And Voila, they clocked me in a Bus Lane. π₯ππ¨π¨π¨
Jun 13
In Nottingham, where there's a camera at every angle, to catch you and fine youπ₯π
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Current pub topic: Clarkson π
People say @JeremyClarkson bought a farm (on which he works hard) to avoid inheritance tax. But, so what if he did? What possible reason could anyone have to blame him for caring more about his family and legacy than the government?
And, even if he did, he's raised more awareness for farming than the government or press ever would. So, unless you're in line with the many forms of governmental unfairness, what possible problem could you have with what he's done?
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Is it herd mentality when someone parks next to you in a nearly empty car park?
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Jason and the Argonauts (1963)
Ray Harryhausen had to animate seven skeletons, moving 35 different appendages for each frame to fit in with the actor's movements. Some days he only managed 13 or 14 frames (half a second of film). It took 4Β½ months to animate this 3 minute scene.
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The best memory of 2020 was how animals returned to the streets while humans were in quarantine
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You canβt bark there mate.
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The movie has the best soundtrack
I'll start:
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Jun 15
Brits Abroad at the World Cup π¬π§β½οΈπ
βSo is football coming home this year?β
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Jun 15
Instantly make someone ask how you are today by taking one step inside a phone shop.
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