I'm a Dad to 3 quite simply amazing children and I work in the best school on the planet. I enjoy throwing poems together about anything at all too.
Joined June 2015
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10 Jul 2025
Hey @realDonaldTrump you're a man he seems to get things done and have an uncanny ability to get what he wants, can you get me and my mate a couple of Oasis tickets. Thanks yours, your UK friend.
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22 Mar 2025
Despite having countless interruptions tonight, @IainDoesJokes smashed it out the park and straight through the window of an F1 trailer in Nottingham #comedy
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24 Sep 2024
Just want to say that this guy @TheQuill is an absolute legend. Enough said #bluetones
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25 Jun 2024
@TUIUK yet another fucking lie, you have ruined our holiday. You told us our luggage was on a plane at 11am and would be here today. Now you're saying it's on a flight tonight and will be here tomorrow, absolute bullshit. I will NEVER EVER use you again.....DICKHEADS #holiday
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25 Jun 2024
Day 3 update and the bellwhiffs that are @TUIUK still haven’t delivered our luggage. We are halfway through our first holiday abroad with our 2 children this is completely unacceptable. To say I'm pissed off is the understatement of the year....DICKHEADS 🤯 #tui #disgrace
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24 Jun 2024
So to give you an update @TUIUK are still a shit show. No real information given, still no luggage but their use of modal verbs is exemplary, our luggage could/should/may/ ought to arrive. I've said it before........DICKHEADS. #holidayseason #tui #joke
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23 Jun 2024
@TUIUK you bunch of bellends. Not only were we delayed 3 hours to get to Spain, the pilot then lied to everyone saying most of the luggage was on the plane, in reality, no ones bags were put on at all. We only have what we are wearing, you complete pricks. #bullshit #tui
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4 Jun 2024
@Nigel_Farage just took a barrage from a milkshake, banana, I think it was large. It was Rishi because he doesn't want him in charge. He'd rather have Homer or even a Marge. So poor old Farage needs to go and recharge and give his now shrunken balls some time to enlarge. #poetry
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2 Apr 2024
Hi @AlexHorne I've upscaled my poetry skills and have moved into the song writing and music videos 🤣 the kids @HMillSchool loved it. Check it out! #Oasis #lancastergardens #funny youtube.com/watch?v=pUVboJJe…
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28 Mar 2024
Mr F, Mr Kershaw and Mr Lawrie - Lancaster Gardens 🐭♥️ youtu.be/pUVboJJeQN8?si=E8M6… via @YouTube
Amazing music video created as part of Horn’s Mill’s Got Talent - interval entertainment - what a team! Hopefully it will make you smile.
Happy Easter Everyone!
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28 Mar 2024
Making this was so much fun. Inspired by the random musical comedy shenanigans of @AlexHorne @hornesection and the genuis that is @oasis
28 Mar 2024
Mr F, Mr Kershaw and Mr Lawrie - Lancaster Gardens 🐭♥️ youtu.be/pUVboJJeQN8?si=E8M6… via @YouTube
Amazing music video created as part of Horn’s Mill’s Got Talent - interval entertainment - what a team! Hopefully it will make you smile.
Happy Easter Everyone!
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29 Sep 2022
This was an awesome day at the office. Thankyou @RockKidzUK YASBA!!
29 Sep 2022
What an rockin’ morning @HMillSchool 🔥🤟🏻🎸
Looking like rockstars 👨🎤
Sounding like rockstars 🎤
Performing like rockstars 🤘🏻
With @RockKidzSi @RockKidzJ & @rockkidzbecca
Can’t wait for our whole school celebration!
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6 Mar 2022
I've just had a tweet removed and was temporarily blocked because of a video of Match of the day I put up. It was a funny clip. Ridiculous if you ask me nice one world 👍 #sorrywhat #PremierLeague #football #hatsnatch
6 Mar 2022
I was watching Match of the day and spotted a Brentford player steal a fans hat 🤣 @BrentfordFC #PremierLeague #BrentfordFC #funny
