Freelance Journalist - tech, audio, lifestyle, health and interiors, not always in that order. contributing editor for WIRED UK. Out of date website = busy
Joined November 2008
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Chrishaslam retweeted
May 13
If he was willing to say “Up the RA” for £87, what do you think he’d be willing to do for £5 million?
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Chrishaslam retweeted
Jun 3
Every single price rise issued by a large corporation should be preceded by a 3,000 Word document explaining why they can't dip into their profits, and detailing what the money will be spent on, down to the last penny.
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Isabel Oakeshott on Nigel Farage buying a £1.4m house: “I honestly don’t see why it’s anyone’s business. Why should people know how he paid?”
Isabel Oakeshott on Angela Rayner buying a 2nd home: “I smell a massive rat. How on earth has she raised the money to buy a £800k flat?”
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Chrishaslam retweeted
May 16
Immigration makes Britain brilliant.
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Chrishaslam retweeted
May 13
Nigel Farage has 5 houses.
Zack Polanski lives in a house share with 5 other people.
The media is trying to tell you Zack is the problem.
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Chrishaslam retweeted
May 6
Remember and use this special ballot box if your thinking of voting for Reform UK on Thursday 👍
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Chrishaslam retweeted
Apr 12
Open to Vance coming here to campaign for Farage like he did Orban…
Worked a treat.
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Chrishaslam retweeted
We have been made aware of a distressing image doing the rounds today, suggesting Tottenham have beaten us 3-1.
This has clearly been photoshopped, and we will be taking this up with the relevant authorities.
Even we'd beat Spurs...
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Chrishaslam retweeted
Feb 17
When I find myself in times of trouble, Jenrick’s promoted over me, I’m completely fucking useless, 30p 🎶
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Chrishaslam retweeted
Jan 21
My roomba just beat me to a Cheeto that I dropped on the floor.
This is how the war against machines begins
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Chrishaslam retweeted
Jan 20
no greenlander ever called me a libtard
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Jan 20
Great brands, great PR. Easy choice
Wonderful to see the best value British-made amplifier (& CD player) on the market recognised by the experts at @T3dotcom this month, in its 'Best of British Gadgets' feature. Special thanks to @Chrishaslam😍
✨ British made
✨ Outstanding 5-year warranty
✨ Available at Amazon UK and @PeterTysonAV
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Chrishaslam retweeted
Not to nitpick but Ralph Fiennes plays KID A on 12’’ vinyl in 28 DAYS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE but I’m pretty sure it was only available on double 10’’ until well after the zombie apocalypse
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Jan 17
RT @MayorofLondon: Online myths say London is dangerous. Facts say otherwise.
Our homicide rate is lower than New York, Paris and Berlin,…
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Chrishaslam retweeted
27 Dec 2025
This recent BiliBili video of a guy motion capturing a robot straight into his own balls is gonna be such useful metaphor in the future tbh
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Chrishaslam retweeted
23 Dec 2025
Dear ECB ….A few shots in some bar in Noosa is not the right investigation; the crime was the many (ridiculous) shots out in the middle. You’re welcome
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Chrishaslam retweeted
23 Dec 2025
An employee cleaning the floor of a Roomba store
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Chrishaslam retweeted
22 Nov 2025
at least this gif now exists
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