Wheesht - and women won’t wheesht

they’re not making it past the group stage, how do you have a starting 11 of injured players😭

Qatar v Switzerland is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where one country’s highest point is lower than the other country’s lowest point. Qatar tops out at just 103m. Switzerland bottoms out at Lake Maggiore, ~193m. Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

Haiti v Scotland is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries occupy the smaller, mountainous part of a major island shared with a larger neighbour. Haiti has western Hispaniola. Scotland has northern Great Britain. Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’ I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton #worldcup

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Fucking size of that ironing board.

The reason I like Roy Keane is because I have NO idea what way he leans politically. That's how a pundit should be. Gary Neville and Ian Wright are unbearable

Hello all. A quick update from me. My sex screen assay is progressing well. I promised rapid: I can detect SRY from a cheek swab in about 30 minutes. I am currently testing whether I can drop it to 10 minutes without compromising reliability. I promised cheap: The current cost per assay is about £2. I am currently testing whether I can drop this to below the pound line, and it’s very promising. I promised accessible: The assay could be run by any grassroots sports coach, school nurse, and my Mum. I promised on-site: This is where my lab efforts are currently focussed. I’ve always held “from the UK to Uganda” as a principle, and ensuring easy deployment is crucial. I’m currently learning a lot of materials science… The other main push is setting up various blinded, larger-scale tests. This will require lots of form filling. If anyone wants to help me hit my final budget target, my crowdfunder is here.

Men's territorial pissing rights are, of course, a highly important issue devolutionists hoped MSPs would focus on when our national parliament was established.

NEW: Dan Jarvis has been appointed Defence Secretary.

Yes, he is a scumbag and traitor

Scottish separatists - explain to me how you've seen how Brexit has unfolded and yet you still think 'Yes, let's have another one of those, but even more extreme'

Nationalism is a disease, a cancer on society 👇👇

Patriots - if you are protesting tonight, in Belfast or elsewhere, do NOT give Starmer what he wants. Stay calm. Keep your heads. Do NOT attack the police. The state will show you no mercy. The dangerous ‘far-right’ will be blamed, and your life will be ruined forever. It will be that brutal. However angry you are feeling now, it is not worth it. Protest - but do it loudly, do it peacefully. If the police are being aggressive, record it. Film it. Do not react. Because you will not be shown the same leniency as the officers. You will be charged, you will be sentenced, you will be imprisoned. We’re all angry. But you will achieve far more for our cause and country OUTSIDE of prison.

RT @CaolanReports: @Iskesullas I’m funded by my Patreon, not Israel. Have you tried not being obsessed with Jewish people for a second?

There you go, get your facts right before talking bollocks

He’s dating Kim Kardashian, who has an estimated net worth of nearly $2 billion. He's worth nearly $500 million and lives in Monaco to avoid paying taxes in the UK. Remarkable lack of self-awareness.

If Murrell has £400k in cash and assets floating around. Why the hell did he get Legal Aid??

Regardless of what you think of the Conservative Party, Kemi Badenoch is quite clearly the most impressive UK party leader right now.