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23 Jul 2023
The Shrimp Incident: Based on a true story
(I really spent six hours on this piece of shit)
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onion… cob…?
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Smaller than I thought it'd be. Can't wait to try it @sportdrink
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Jun 13
Mostgapedman and Chunky Buttons sitting in a tree
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Jun 12
I was pretending to explode a ketchup packet on my wife and the park employee gave me a look like he was going to fucking kill me
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Jun 12
Remember it's not legally a pretzel unless it comes from the Pretzel region of PA.
Jun 11
Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania
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Jun 12
I wanted that for World of Warcraft. A skill where you could butcher slain players in pvp.
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how did he do that with a twix bar
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how it feels beating up the corn cobbler
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Jun 11
Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania
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Jun 12
Red Lobster… hear my call…
Red Lobster is giving away a ‘lifetime’ of Endless Shrimp to one fan
The restaurant is holding a giveaway where one person can win 25 years of Endless Shrimp, a year of Jiu Jitsu classes, and a biometric safe
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