† 2006 was the peak of western civilization

Joined September 2024
8,313 Photos and videos
Pinned Tweet
Starry Cat - Happiness
2
18
696
holy shit
2010? Bish this still me. lol
4
42
USA Reject retweeted
2010? Bish this still me. lol
in the 2010s, like tens of thousands of people saw this as the hardest profile pic of all time. it was Everywhere
1
5
74
USA Reject retweeted
"I have to wash some dishes."
“I have to fold some laundry.”
1
6
52
Trailer Park Boys x Local H edit goes insanely hard
1
4
79
USA Reject retweeted
Half Life 3 is never going to happen bro.
bro why is my Miku in this shape what’s going on
1
4
102
bro why is my Miku in this shape what’s going on
3
8
223
2
1
14
153
USA Reject retweeted
Replying to @sadreturns
i like this one
2
1
14
273
USA Reject retweeted
He clearly named it after his favorite thing. I bet he sat in his chair petting his cat with a beer on the side going "I have my two favorite things, beer and beer"
cat owners just be naming them after the first object they see
1
8
159
USA Reject retweeted
1
1
9
128
USA Reject retweeted
Replying to @sadreturns
this is what i look like meticulously reading your banger tweets in bed
2
1
7
82
USA Reject retweeted
Liam Gallagher
in the 2010s, like tens of thousands of people saw this as the hardest profile pic of all time. it was Everywhere
1
3
128
USA Reject retweeted
God’s favorite Fаggot
1
2
11
364
wearing this in public in 2027 would be an unimaginable flex
Replying to @sadreturns
There was a clothing company called Imaginary Foundation that made stuff that looked like this and I was obsessed with it in middle school. I still have the Einstein shirt
1
9
244
USA Reject retweeted
Replying to @sadreturns
There was a clothing company called Imaginary Foundation that made stuff that looked like this and I was obsessed with it in middle school. I still have the Einstein shirt
1
3
350
USA Reject retweeted
This is the best 4chan post. I remember seeing this screencap for the first time and just busting out laughing all alone. There is not a lot that makes me laugh aloud to myself, but this post just has everything.
1
1
4
180
i don’t like Neil Degrassi Tyson nuggets but can we at least admit that he was based for this one
Here is a story about a group of students who fundraised and worked for an entire year to bring Neil de Grasse Tyson to speak at an event: "We were a small college club with around 10 members and on a whim one of our members emailed tyson's agent to see if we could book him. We found out it would cost 40k (it raised to 50k in December of that year where I think it still might be) for his speaking fee plus expenses to have him come to our college for 1 day where he'd host a small lecture, a press meeting, dinner with up to 6 people, and the main lecture and a book signing time permitting. We decided to go for it, and spent a year where our club exclusively worked on bringing him in. When he arrived, myself and others introduced ourselves and our fields of study. He went after first of us in humanities or soft sciences pretty much relentlessly from the get go. We're all used to the philosophy major working at McDonald's joke, but he wasn't trying to be funny, and spent the ride from the airport making repeated comments about the uselessness of our majors. Additionally he spent about 5 minutes trying to show that logic was stupid but he was citing logical rules and Occam's razor. The small lecture was him bragging about how famous he was, and how easy it is to pull yourself out of poverty or etc. The dinner was for leaders of other clubs so helped us raise money. He took the piss out of how one student held her fork, and was impossibly smug when giving advice to physics students. The main event was a terribly boring lecture consisting of fart jokes and fan service; teasing the upcoming TV series he was in and not much else. He spent a quarter of the time reading Sagan's blue dot, which is nice but shouldn't have cost us because it wasn't his material. He left at about 2am, and we were all exhausted because we had spent the day busy setting up and tearing down. The whole affair cost nearly 85k. The additional money being for locations, personnel, air fare, Tyson's hotel, catering, etc. We all decided he was an ass hole. I'd never want to spend 16 hours with a celebrity again." From another member of the same group: "Neil deGrasse Tyson, who came to our university, gave a crappy speech rife with lame fart jokes, was rude and disrespectful with the people who organized the event (there were a couple campus clubs working on it for about a year). He equated one of the group's member's philosophy major as a degree in mental masturbation. We were so pumped to hear a talk about the universe, astrophysics, black holes and dark matter, and instead he gave a speech on debunking lame pop media science misconceptions such as the "supermoon" because the organizing club is known as a skeptic/secular humanist society. He then basically said he did us a favor and that we "owed him one" for that. He delivered a private lecture to our group and members of the campus physics club in which he realized he had said something witty, whipped out hsi iphone, and spent the next fifteen minutes trying to come up with the perfect wording for it to post it to his twitter. In the middle of a lecture we spent a year's work and $55k total to organize."
1
15
324
USA reject hates me
1
2
41
1,238
USA Reject retweeted
USA reject hates me
2
3
23
1,462
in like 2015 i remember i had a good laugh over the black guy who used a snapchat for his SAT photo
1
3
36
570