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I have never loved an internet cat the way I loved bone bone
he was the best of us
rest easy king
forever bone bone
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Carter Hart ends the 2026 postseason with 22 starts without a shutout, two more than any other goalie in a single postseason in NHL playoff history.
Vegas carried a shutout into the 3rd period 7 times in their 22 playoff games.
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las vegas............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................lol
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Jun 14
Skip Bayless unfortunately painted the corner at 101 m.p.h. with βVictim Wembanyamaβ
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my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice
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Jun 13
not listening when people say no is kind of an established pattern with him
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my instinct when a team blows 5 consecutive double digit leads to lose a finals that they were massive favorites going into is to wonder where their self-respect is but in this case I think the spurs respected themselves more than a bit too much
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Jun 13
keep in mind you get an achievement for destroying them all
It sucks seeing people glaze pikuniku considering this is a literal room in the game π
Community note
These are (Simplified) Chinese Blue and White Wares, not a direct reference to Israel.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_and_β¦
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san antonio.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................lol
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May 19
went to grade school with victor wembenyama. he took the class hamster home for the weekend. monday teacher asked where it was and he said i ate that shit
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AOC: Im President because youve run my social media so well
Me southern accent: not a problem mam
AOC: the idea to put stuff in brackets to show that youre doing it. Its genius
Me: god is a genius mam
AOC steps close: if I was in brackets what would you do to me
Me: no mam
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Shooting 1/8 from the restricted area when you can dunk the ball without jumping makes you an objectively awful basketball player.
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Jun 11
itβs only a flagrant if itβs against the wemby region of france. otherwise itβs just a sparkling no-call
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CLAM STREAM presents "THE BUGS ARE BACK IN TOWN" - A Hollow Knight: Silksong Experience
TONIGHT:
- it's called a shiteating grin because it's the grin you make when you're eating shit
- even when i lose, i win (and i only lose)
TAP IN... NOW TWITCH.TV/CLAMHAT
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when victor wembanyama said "I'm in your head" he was actually referring to his elbow being inside Karl-Anthony Towns' skull
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