Squawks is an annual comedy stage show riffing on Charlotte politics, pop culture, sports through satire and musical parodies. Next show runs June 5-28, 2025!

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Against everyone's better judgement... CHARLOTTE SQUAWKS IS BACK!!!! "Charlotte Squawks 21: Hold My Beer!" runs June 4 -28 at the Booth Theater!!! And TICKETS GOING ON SALE THIS FRIDAY, April 10 starting at 10 a.m.!!! blumenthalarts.org/events/de…
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We caught up with @CltSquawks co-creators Mike Collins and Brian Kahn as they put the finishing touches on their 21st show, which has become one of their toughest thanks to the local news cycle throwing curveballs at them right up until the end. qcnerve.com/charlotte-squawk…
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Never in doubt
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Because…Charlotte sports
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LOL! Who did this one?😅
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I know what I’m going as for Halloween this year.
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This Artemis splashdown is cool, but I feel like Katy Perry and Gayle got out of their spaceship faster...
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They’re baaaaaack… 🐔 We’re so excited to announce @CltSquawks 21: Hold My Beer is taking over our Booth Playhouse June 4 – 28! For 20 years, Squawks has been taking down Charlotte through jokes, satire, and parodies of your favorite songs, leaving audiences in stitches - sometimes, needing stitches! You have PRIORITY ACCESS to tickets NOW before they go on sale to the public tomorrow (4/10) at 10am! Grab your tickets before the jokes are on you! Visit: bit.ly/SquawksSOCIAL
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This. 🤣🤣🤣
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@CltSquawks Good news - if you’re looking for somewhere to bring the kids tomorrow, we’ve got you. 🏁
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@CltSquawks Good news - if you’re looking for somewhere to bring the kids tomorrow, we’ve got you. 🏁
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Current situation
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Um, are those scare quotes @JoeBrunoWSOC9? 👀👀👀
CMS will be remote on Wednesday "due to winter weather conditions"
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I have more bad news…
HOURS UPDATE: Out of an abundance of caution for our guests & team members, the #NASCARHall will be closed Mon., January 26. Normal operating hours for the general public will resume on Wed., January 28. Tues., January 27, will remain scheduled as a Group Hot Pass day.
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For those who were planning on going to the NASCAR Hall at 10 a.m. tomorrow...
HOURS UPDATE: The NASCAR Hall of Fame will be open on a two-hour delay on Monday, January 26. Our doors will open at NOON.
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Hello, Carol(ina Panthers). This is a recording. At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need. We'll do our best to provide it. Our feeling for you haven't changed, Carol(ina Panthers). But after everything's that happened, we just need a little space.
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LOOK AT IT
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Absolutely terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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